Posted By: Trophytaker3
Laughter - 11/09/17 03:25 AM
Sense of Direction
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
“Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something … but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.
A little while later one hunter said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!”
“Yeah, but we’re getting farther from the truck,” the other added.
Two rednecks were out deer hunting. As they walked along they came upon a beautiful sexy blonde sunning on a rock.
The first redneck winked at her and asked “Are you game?”
“Sure am!” she exclaimed, winking back. So the second redneck shot her.
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer Nuts are around a dollar seventy-nine, and deer nuts are just under a buck!
Have a great hunting season, and keep on laughing!!!
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
“Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something … but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.
A little while later one hunter said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!”
“Yeah, but we’re getting farther from the truck,” the other added.
Two rednecks were out deer hunting. As they walked along they came upon a beautiful sexy blonde sunning on a rock.
The first redneck winked at her and asked “Are you game?”
“Sure am!” she exclaimed, winking back. So the second redneck shot her.
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer Nuts are around a dollar seventy-nine, and deer nuts are just under a buck!
Have a great hunting season, and keep on laughing!!!