Posted By: RKHarm24
How I lost my teeth! - 01/12/15 02:20 AM
How I lost my teeth!
I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, “Do you have a pen?”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “Well, you better get back into it, before the farmer notices you're missing.”
My dental surgery is on Monday.
I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, “Do you have a pen?”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “Well, you better get back into it, before the farmer notices you're missing.”
My dental surgery is on Monday.