Posted By: bull frog
Noahs Receipt - 02/19/13 04:00 PM
When the ark's door was closed. Noah call for a meeting.
Listen up, Noah said with a demanding voice. There will be NO sex on this trip. All you males take off your penis and hand them to my sons.
I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you will get your penis back.
After a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited. quick, he said, get on my shoulder and look out the window to see if there's any land out there. Mrs Rabbit, got on his shoulders, looked out the window, and said. sorry no land yet. Damn, exclaimed Mr Rabbit.
This went on every week until Mre. Rabbit got fed up with him and asked. What the heck is wrong with you? You know it will rain for the next forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?
Look, said Mr. Rabbit, with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper. I GOT THE HORSES RECEIPT!
Listen up, Noah said with a demanding voice. There will be NO sex on this trip. All you males take off your penis and hand them to my sons.
I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you will get your penis back.
After a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited. quick, he said, get on my shoulder and look out the window to see if there's any land out there. Mrs Rabbit, got on his shoulders, looked out the window, and said. sorry no land yet. Damn, exclaimed Mr Rabbit.
This went on every week until Mre. Rabbit got fed up with him and asked. What the heck is wrong with you? You know it will rain for the next forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?
Look, said Mr. Rabbit, with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper. I GOT THE HORSES RECEIPT!
