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LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK

Posted By: Megtwo

LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 12/06/12 03:09 PM

-- LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK A MEXICAN GRANDMA A QUESTION IF THEY AREN'T PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER..

IN A TRIAL, IN A SMALL TOWN IN TEXAS, A PROSECUTING ATTORNEY CALLED HIS FIRST WITNESS, AN ELDERLY MEXICAN GRANDMOTHER TO THE STAND. HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED, "MRS. SANCHEZ, DO YOU KNOW ME?"

SHE RESPONDED, "SI, I MEAN, JESS I KNOW YOU MR. WILLIAMS. I KNOWN YOU SINCE YOU WERE A CHAVALITO AND FRANKLY MIJO YOU'VE BEEN A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME. YOU LIE, YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, AND YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE AND TALK
ABOUT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACKS. YOU THINK YOU'RE A BIG SHOT WHEN YOU HAVEN'T THE BRAINS TO REALIZE YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING BUT A TWO-BIT PAPER PUSHER. YES I KNOW YOU."

THE LAWYER WAS STUNNED. NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO, HE POINTED ACROSS THE ROOM AND ASKED, "MRS. SANCHEZ, DO YOU KNOW THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY?"

SHE AGAIN REPLIED, "WHY JESS I DO. I'VE KNOWN MR. RODRIGUEZ SINCE HE WAS A CHAVALITO TOO. HE'S LAZY, GORDO, AND HE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM. HE CAN'T HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIOP WITH NOBODY AND HE HAS THE WORST LAW PRACTICE IN THE STATE. HA! AND NOT TO MENTION HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH THREE DIFFERENT PUTAS. ONE OF THEM WAS YOUR WIFE, YOU MEMBER? I KNOW MR. RODRIGUEZ, HIS MAMA IS NOT PROUD OF HIM."

THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY ALMOST DIED.

THE JUDGE ASKED BOTH COUNSELORS TO APPROACH THE BENCH AND IN A VERY QUIET VOICE HE SAID,

"IF EITHER OF YOU PENDEJOS ASK HER IF SHE KNOWS ME, I'LL SEND YOUR [censored] TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR."
Posted By: Bigpoison

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 12/06/12 05:51 PM

About right
Posted By: woodwalker

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 12/07/12 02:05 AM

clap
Posted By: RedHoss

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 12/08/12 03:04 AM

Don't that just about sum up the legal system?
Posted By: Simp

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 12/11/12 12:46 AM

LMAO!
Posted By: C-ray567

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 12/12/12 03:51 AM

Great stuff right there! Kinda sounds like my town! Haha
Posted By: blackcoal

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 12/13/12 04:22 AM

good one
Posted By: HuntFish512

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 12/14/12 07:00 AM

Ha!
Posted By: Locobilly

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 12/18/12 03:20 AM

lol
Posted By: Nathan Nelson

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 12/18/12 08:36 AM

LOL
Posted By: ButQuack

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 12/22/12 09:12 PM

Whoops
Posted By: pigplinker

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 12/27/12 12:29 AM

lol35
Posted By: Jacobst54

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 01/17/13 06:13 PM

cheers
Posted By: Mike Honcho

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 02/27/13 10:39 PM

Hahaha this is awesome.
Posted By: RedHoss

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 02/27/13 11:15 PM

Except for the Mexican Grandmother, those are typical folks in a typical court.
Posted By: BPence

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 02/28/13 02:09 AM

LOL
Posted By: bull frog

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 02/28/13 03:48 AM

lol
Posted By: Jon B

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK - 03/04/13 09:34 AM

ouch
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