Posted By: RKHarm24
HOLY PROSTITUTES - 09/02/12 10:39 PM
HOLY PROSTITUTES A man is driving down a deserted
stretch of highway when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye...
It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on
without second thought.
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real
and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in
a long black habit who asks,
'What may we do for you! my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business....' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He
is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The
nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this
door.' He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup
answers the door. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then
go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.' He puts
$100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door
pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back
in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS..
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER ~ Send this to everyone
you're still able to remember! ~
~And never, under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill and a laxative
at the same time.~
stretch of highway when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye...
It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on
without second thought.
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real
and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in
a long black habit who asks,
'What may we do for you! my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business....' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He
is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The
nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this
door.' He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup
answers the door. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then
go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.' He puts
$100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door
pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back
in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS..
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER ~ Send this to everyone
you're still able to remember! ~
~And never, under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill and a laxative
at the same time.~
