Posted By: crapicat
What I want to see... - 10/03/18 12:59 PM
Ever notice the disclaimers on television shows? I have always hated them, think they are useless lawyereze drivel...and we, the viewing public, are stuck with them apparently, even on hunting shows!? REALLY?, is always my response, to the never ending warning graphic images mumbo jumbo that light up the screen and instill fear and dread on the viewing audience. I never felt that sense of dread before all these required warnings were added to shows, supposedly to remind viewers to turn off the tv or send in your offended comments to the producer or other government agency...
So, it seems that the TV viewing audiences are stuck with these vile warnings of graphic images, Forever. So what I want to see are warnings that get the point across to any snowflake or otherwise easily offended person, in a manner that does not offend the casual viewing audience ( or hunter)... I am trying to think of some good warnings, please help me develop some...
Warning, the show you are about to see involves real people in real situations hunting for food, and bloody is part of the process.
Warning, on this show, we will hunt, kill, clean and prepare the meat, just like we do at home. This is an instructional video for our home viewers.
Warning, the clean kills and ethical treatment of animals, and their meat, is what you are about to experience.
Well, these are just a few samples, none of which seem all that good or funny to me...so PLEASE, if you have heard a good one, or can think of one please add it to this thread, so everyone can enjoy, what is otherwise wasted time/space on a TV show. (IMO)
So, it seems that the TV viewing audiences are stuck with these vile warnings of graphic images, Forever. So what I want to see are warnings that get the point across to any snowflake or otherwise easily offended person, in a manner that does not offend the casual viewing audience ( or hunter)... I am trying to think of some good warnings, please help me develop some...
Warning, the show you are about to see involves real people in real situations hunting for food, and bloody is part of the process.
Warning, on this show, we will hunt, kill, clean and prepare the meat, just like we do at home. This is an instructional video for our home viewers.
Warning, the clean kills and ethical treatment of animals, and their meat, is what you are about to experience.
Well, these are just a few samples, none of which seem all that good or funny to me...so PLEASE, if you have heard a good one, or can think of one please add it to this thread, so everyone can enjoy, what is otherwise wasted time/space on a TV show. (IMO)