Things my wife says

She was with me Sunday and I was filling feeders. As I was opening the bag she said
"oh, is this the Apple Cinnamon flavor?"

I sent my wife a picture of a buck and she responded with "poor deer, looks delicious".

"You don't listen to a thing I say"......

Watch out for this one..... Best not reply with "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you nod your head"

My wife told me the other day that I only have two faults, one is, I don't listen to her, the other is,..... some other chit she was rambling about.

Yes dear.

^^^^^
This - two words to help guarantee a happy wife.

Corollary to this is: NEVER, EVER have even a HINT of sarcasm when you say it.

Whatever = screw you.

"Fine" = only if you REALLY want to be in trouble.

I'm not mad......

Whenever I go somewhere, like Mozambique or a dry lake in Nevada, my wife says, "You boys go have fun, I'm staying home."

M

Reply,
"Yes dear, they were out of the pumpkin spice"

"Did you catch a deer"?

Heard that one more than once

"Why do you have so many guns?"
"Poor deer." when it's dead.
"OMG, gross." when its a dead pig.

“You have to explain to your daughter why we don’t have any more elk meat balls, sausage or steaks”

Then when I get home

Pretty sure my wife put my daughter up to this one from back in sept. “ dad are we good by to have to become veggie-materians since you didn’t kill an elk”

Uncle Goldy will cook Tater some elk

Don’t think I’m not taken some when I pick up my three year old elk cape ...lol

Our 50th. anniversary was last February. She used to say "Can't you stay hone a least one or two weekends during deer season?". Now she says "You know, if you leave for the lease Thursday night you can hunt Friday, Saturday AND Sunday."

Reminds me of a buddy who used to work doing seismic in Alaska. Realized his relationship was going downhill when his girlfriend had his bags packed a week before he had to go back to work.

"Why would I go hunting with you? You won't let me talk or even move."

Love my wife to death but boy it's peaceful while hunting.

Mine said go hunting and never came back.