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Old Man Complaint List

Posted By: reeltexan

Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 03:45 PM


My nuts are always in a bind.


Now you go.
Posted By: Jimbo1

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 03:48 PM

Updates on the phone and computer. I don't like change!
Posted By: NORML as can be

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 03:57 PM

Thinning skin and fragile blood vessels.
Posted By: carmackj1

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 04:03 PM

the different sounds joints make when moving around
Posted By: bigbob_ftw

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 04:04 PM

An unwilling wife.
Posted By: Lazyjack

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 04:05 PM

TV commercials
Posted By: 68rustbucket

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by reeltexan

My nuts are always in a bind.


Now you go.

TMI!,,,
Posted By: 68rustbucket

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
An unwilling wife.

That sounds familiar.
Posted By: Roll-Tide

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 04:14 PM

Night urination.
Posted By: el Rojo

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Roll-Tide
Night urination.

+1
Posted By: Stub

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 04:27 PM

This thread has some real funny and embarrassing potential laugh

Hair loss for my vain self, at 66 everything else is okay IMO.
Posted By: Judd

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 04:54 PM

reading glasses...I hate them...just had to pick them up within the last year too bang
Posted By: The Dude Abides

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 05:01 PM

Less tolerant towards stupid and dumb azz people!
Posted By: Creekrunner

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 05:08 PM

Learning to accept that it's Whack-a-mole with various ailments from here on out.

Older men than me telling me what I "ought to do" ... and they need a bath.

And...ditto with the nutz thing. realmad
Posted By: flintknapper

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by reeltexan

My nuts are always in a bind.


Might be considered an 'Over Share'....but I suppose there are no restrictions. wink
Posted By: majekman

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 05:26 PM

Like the old German said....I got too old too soon and too schmart too late...
Posted By: spacejunkie

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 05:34 PM

[quote=reeltexan]
My nuts are always in a bind.

Go Commando.
Posted By: Guy

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Roll-Tide
Night urination.

Then when you try and aim it down your heels come up...
Posted By: Blank

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 06:14 PM

At the nursing home, they give old men hot chocolate and Viagra. Makes them sleepy, and also keeps them from rolling out of bed!!
Posted By: reeltexan

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by spacejunkie
[quote=reeltexan]
My nuts are always in a bind.

Go Commando.



I do!
Posted By: Tbar

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 07:06 PM

Posted By: The Dude Abides

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by Tbar

roflmao
Posted By: west-tex

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by el Rojo
Originally Posted by Roll-Tide
Night urination.

+1

+2
Posted By: Sailor

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
An unwilling wife.


They always, have been...
Posted By: RLoving1

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 10:10 PM

hair falling off head but springing up every where else...ears, nose, eyebrows going ape crazy. But poor head it's turning loose or turning gray!
Posted By: Chubbyfarts

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 10:10 PM

"I'm done with this thread"
Posted By: bronco71

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
An unwilling GF.

in my case.....
Posted By: Creekrunner

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by Sailor
Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
An unwilling wife.


They always, have been...


I have never heard "no" in my life with this one. And she's older than me. I am a blessed man and try to remember it every day. I even have an injury caused by...but I digress.
Posted By: tlk

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 10:29 PM

My complaint is people who post "Old Man Complaint" threads! chicken
Posted By: TCM3

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by Blank
At the nursing home, they give old men hot chocolate and Viagra. Makes them sleepy, and also keeps them from rolling out of bed!!

peep
Posted By: Creekrunner

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 10:41 PM

The older I get, the more I notice old men that I DON'T want to be like. Bitter, vindictive old men. One just recently moved away. shocked This may come as a shock to some of you on here, but some, even OLD, men can lie through their teeth on the internet. I want to be able to listen, and actually care, about another, younger, person's life. And...not drive around with my mouth hanging open. That's my goal.
Posted By: Sailor

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/19/22 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by Creekrunner
Originally Posted by Sailor
Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
An unwilling wife.


They always, have been...


I have never heard "no" in my life with this one. And she's older than me. I am a blessed man and try to remember it every day. I even have an injury caused by...but I digress.



My ex- never said no either.. But then, I guess that how she ended up, in the back-seat
of her truck, at the local bar..
She never said "no" to me either...
She just, picked up her purse, and went to the local bar.....
I too, have lots of injuries cause by her.....
Posted By: bigbob_ftw

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 12:02 AM

To be fair, our situation is different than normal. Doesn't make it any better, but it is what it is.
Posted By: Buzzsaw

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 12:07 AM

just constant pain somewhere on my body. Try this on your Ballz. You can thank me later

https://ballwash.com/collections/balls
Posted By: scalebuster

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 12:48 AM

Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
To be fair, our situation is different than normal. Doesn't make it any better, but it is what it is.


I travel all the time. Mine is afraid if she says no I’ll find one that says yes. The day before I leave is always fun. You can’t beat the life of a salesman.
Posted By: copperhead

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 05:02 AM

Every morning when I wake up I have to sit on the bed and warm up like a 50 year old Buick. I have realized though that my Filter is about gone and I tell people pretty much what I think.
Posted By: retfuz

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 12:34 PM

Not being able to trust a fart anymore.
Posted By: Stub

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by retfuz
Not being able to trust a fart anymore.


One of the 3 rules that you should adhere to once you turn 60

1. Never pass a bathroom when you are on a road trip even if you think you do not have to go.

2. Never trust a fart.

3. Never waste a H_ _ d on.

I do not care how old or young you are, sometimes chit happens.
Posted By: Old Rabbit

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by NORML as can be
Thinning skin and fragile blood vessels.

X2. I can bump my arms on just about anything and get a bruise, heaven forbid I have to go thru a briar patch at the lease.
Posted By: Choctaw

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by Judd
reading glasses...I hate them...just had to pick them up within the last year too bang


I have to wear three different pairs to get me through the day because my vision fluctuates so much.
Posted By: Marc K

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 12:55 PM

Declining muscle strength really, really bothers me at 69. Five years ago I had no problem tossing 160 lbs. onto the tailgate of my truck. Now, I'm limited to about 100 lbs. (Yes, I had my T level checked and it's right in there,)
Posted By: tlk

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by Old Rabbit
Originally Posted by NORML as can be
Thinning skin and fragile blood vessels.

X2. I can bump my arms on just about anything and get a bruise, heaven forbid I have to go thru a briar patch at the lease.


X3 - I am 69 and in very good physical condition - but I can just barely rub my arm or hand against something and I get bruises - looks like I was in a fight

I remember when my Dad was older seeing the same thing on his arms - thin skin I guess
Posted By: Hooker

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 05:21 PM

Every one telling me what to eat to live longer, Hell, man, I was born in 1932, You ?
Posted By: Okiedog

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by tlk
Originally Posted by Old Rabbit
Originally Posted by NORML as can be
Thinning skin and fragile blood vessels.

X2. I can bump my arms on just about anything and get a bruise, heaven forbid I have to go thru a briar patch at the lease.


X3 - I am 69 and in very good physical condition - but I can just barely rub my arm or hand against something and I get bruises - looks like I was in a fight

I remember when my Dad was older seeing the same thing on his arms - thin skin I guess


Thin skin, asperin, & blood thinners. Hell, I look at myself wrong and get a bruise or skin tears.
Posted By: Jimbo1

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 07:17 PM

Wife jokes that if I don't come back from the lease scratched up and bloody then I didn't go.
Posted By: Smokey Bear

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 07:29 PM

Most of the young men today are sissies and are not ashamed of it.
Posted By: Jimbo1

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by Smokey Bear
Most of the young men today are sissies and are not ashamed of it.

You got that right! Metrosexual is not a bad word to them.
Posted By: 68rustbucket

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Jimbo1
Originally Posted by Smokey Bear
Most of the young men today are sissies and are not ashamed of it.

You got that right! Metrosexual is not a bad word to them.

Girly boys.
Posted By: Buzzsaw

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by retfuz
Not being able to trust a fart anymore.



THIS, I'm up to about two pair of tidy whites ruined a week, usually while walking the dog. Why I buy CHEAP undies and gym shorts from wally world.

God Bless Tide Pods
Posted By: majekman

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 10:08 PM

Buzz...you certainly are an expressive pilgrim
Posted By: Creekrunner

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 10:17 PM

Buzz's bowels issues got me to thinking...that's another complaint I have - having to figure out what's the next food I have to give up that has little seeds in it, so I don't have problems. Gave up blueberries. Now HEB makes a couple of breads that are the best I've ever eaten, but, no-no, there's itty-bitty seeds that like to rip me a new one. bang 'Probably the beginning of diverticulitis. realmad

Originally Posted by majekman
Buzz...you certainly are an expressive pilgrim


Say what you will about the man's firearm buying habits, or whatever else, the guy's honest! That can't be said about everyone on (or used to be on) here.
Posted By: Pootie

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 10:31 PM

'Probably the beginning of diverticulitis.

Not fun! Fig Newtons will get your attention!
Posted By: majekman

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/20/22 10:47 PM

.....and along comes Pootie diagnosing Buzz’s backside issues. Outstanding, I need another drink.
Posted By: ntxtrapper

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 02:32 AM

Originally Posted by Buzzsaw
Originally Posted by retfuz
Not being able to trust a fart anymore.



THIS, I'm up to about two pair of tidy whites ruined a week, usually while walking the dog. Why I buy CHEAP undies and gym shorts from wally world.

God Bless Tide Pods


Drinking too much alcohol too often will cause this.
Posted By: SherpaPhil

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 02:38 AM

Not an old man, but after J&J got sued over talcum powder, they all switched to corn starch and you can no longer buy a decent ball powder. I have to buy it by the case from the U.K., and it still isn't as good as gold bond used to be.
Posted By: Buzzsaw

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 03:51 AM

somebody's got to fill in for Bill Oxner while he's on leave of absence. eek2
Posted By: Blank

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 03:57 AM

I fill my water softener salt every two months, takes about 8 bags. Unload in the driveway, then carry two bags at a time thru the garage and down into the basement. The loads last week about killed me! When I got all done and was throwing the empty bags away, I saw where the SOB's changed the weight of each bag from 40 to 44 pounds. I just thought I was really getting weak!!!
Posted By: Pootie

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by majekman
.....and along comes Pootie diagnosing Buzz’s backside issues. Outstanding, I need another drink.


Didn't diagnose anything... just copied Creekrunners statement. Come on Man!
Posted By: Tbar

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Creekrunner
Buzz's bowels issues got me to thinking...that's another complaint I have - having to figure out what's the next food I have to give up that has little seeds in it, so I don't have problems. Gave up blueberries. Now HEB makes a couple of breads that are the best I've ever eaten, but, no-no, there's itty-bitty seeds that like to rip me a new one. bang 'Probably the beginning of diverticulitis. realmad


Well your not the Lone Ranger on that one.....
Posted By: Marc K

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by Buzzsaw
somebody's got to fill in for Bill Oxner while he's on leave of absence. eek2



clap
Posted By: Jimbo1

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Buzzsaw
somebody's got to fill in for Bill Oxner while he's on leave of absence. eek2

Please don't.
Posted By: Dalroo

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 01:31 PM

Reading other's comments, I guess my complaint is common. Bruising on arms. We have a two year old Anatolian Shepherd that loves to play fetch and tug. Even a light brush of her paw will leave a bruise on my forearms. I'm also pulling out a bunch of old crossfence and the wire makes me look like I've crawled through a briar patch. Doc put me on one a day baby aspirin a year or so ago and that is when I first started noticing the bruising.

Other than normal aches and pains, the other old man ailment I sometimes face is Gout. Holy moly is it miserable. I seem to have a flair up about once every couple of years, so not a regular thing, but when it happens, incapacitating. I have stopped with the Surf and Turf which has helped I think. The combination was a killer, and it stinks cuz I loved steak and lobster...
Posted By: MeanGreen85

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Jimbo1
Originally Posted by Buzzsaw
somebody's got to fill in for Bill Oxner while he's on leave of absence. eek2

Please don't.


Bring it!

peep
Posted By: pnh

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by Dalroo
Reading other's comments, I guess my complaint is common. Bruising on arms. We have a two year old Anatolian Shepherd that loves to play fetch and tug. Even a light brush of her paw will leave a bruise on my forearms. I'm also pulling out a bunch of old crossfence and the wire makes me look like I've crawled through a briar patch. Doc put me on one a day baby aspirin a year or so ago and that is when I first started noticing the bruising.

Other than normal aches and pains, the other old man ailment I sometimes face is Gout. Holy moly is it miserable. I seem to have a flair up about once every couple of years, so not a regular thing, but when it happens, incapacitating. I have stopped with the Surf and Turf which has helped I think. The combination was a killer, and it stinks cuz I loved steak and lobster...

Allopurinol for gout. Thank me later. Prescription only.
Posted By: Dave Davidson

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 02:31 PM

I’m 79. That doesn’t bother me. It is a privilege denied to many.

When nature calls, it gets urgent quickly.
I work out a lot. I’m trying to not let the old man in.
Sex drive is gone but still appreciate a short skirt or low cut blouse or sweater.
Bucket full of pills every morning.
Posted By: Buzzsaw

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by pnh
Originally Posted by Dalroo
Reading other's comments, I guess my complaint is common. Bruising on arms. We have a two year old Anatolian Shepherd that loves to play fetch and tug. Even a light brush of her paw will leave a bruise on my forearms. I'm also pulling out a bunch of old crossfence and the wire makes me look like I've crawled through a briar patch. Doc put me on one a day baby aspirin a year or so ago and that is when I first started noticing the bruising.

Other than normal aches and pains, the other old man ailment I sometimes face is Gout. Holy moly is it miserable. I seem to have a flair up about once every couple of years, so not a regular thing, but when it happens, incapacitating. I have stopped with the Surf and Turf which has helped I think. The combination was a killer, and it stinks cuz I loved steak and lobster...

Allopurinol for gout. Thank me later. Prescription only.

on it 300mg a day
Posted By: Stump_jumper

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by Creekrunner
Buzz's bowels issues got me to thinking...that's another complaint I have - having to figure out what's the next food I have to give up that has little seeds in it, so I don't have problems. Gave up blueberries. Now HEB makes a couple of breads that are the best I've ever eaten, but, no-no, there's itty-bitty seeds that like to rip me a new one. bang 'Probably the beginning of diverticulitis. realmad

Originally Posted by majekman
Buzz...you certainly are an expressive pilgrim


Say what you will about the man's firearm buying habits, or whatever else, the guy's honest! That can't be said about everyone on (or used to be on) here.

My brother has a buddy that can't handle seeds. I never knew people had a problem with them until he mentioned it. I eat a fair amount of berries and he was telling me that the seeds can cause digestive issues.
Posted By: TPACK

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Roll-Tide
Night urination.


My doctor said only worry when you don`t have them. Then it`s a problem.
Posted By: Dave Davidson

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/21/22 11:51 PM

I just say that I have a hitch in my gidalong
Posted By: Buzzsaw

Re: Old Man Complaint List - 07/22/22 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by Stump_jumper
Originally Posted by Creekrunner
Buzz's bowels issues got me to thinking...that's another complaint I have - having to figure out what's the next food I have to give up that has little seeds in it, so I don't have problems. Gave up blueberries. Now HEB makes a couple of breads that are the best I've ever eaten, but, no-no, there's itty-bitty seeds that like to rip me a new one. bang 'Probably the beginning of diverticulitis. realmad

Originally Posted by majekman
Buzz...you certainly are an expressive pilgrim


Say what you will about the man's firearm buying habits, or whatever else, the guy's honest! That can't be said about everyone on (or used to be on) here.

My brother has a buddy that can't handle seeds. I never knew people had a problem with them until he mentioned it. I eat a fair amount of berries and he was telling me that the seeds can cause digestive issues.

diverticulitis suks, I had a colon re-section and haven't had any issues since. supposed to cut out nuts, popcorn, the seedy stuff
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