Divorce

How hard is it to divorce your wife. I’m willing to give her anything as long as I can be with her sister

Why don’t you ask her for a hall pass instead of a divorce? I mean what’s the worse that could happen from that question…a no?

Birds of the same feather, Pu Pu Pass.

Never hit the sister but I'm pretty good at running wimmins off.

I'm more into hittin the daughters mow.

Gonna have to change your name from Junbengrate to HunterB

I dunno... go for it?

Looks like you came to the right place for advice.

Someone's at band camp.

Better her sister than her mom but her mom ain't bad!

He has made these weird posts before, he even posted a pic of him and the sister.

That's disturbing.

Just another attention whore.

Fifty percent. That’s the cost. Hit it.

Yep very weird dude.

Just rent a U-Haul, and move to Arkansas!!

Hit on the sister first. That way it can all work itself out.

No one gives a [censored] and your wife smokes. I would not have married her.

Whoa… below the belt sir.

Colt 45 moved somewhere up there and it did no good.

Yea but Blank is good people, Colt.45 is an idiot.

No [censored].

Go for it! Don't do anything that I wouldn't video!!

Sounds like you married the ugly sister! Does she make more monies?

Bet mine is her sister has had and can get better than you.

Depending upon what his wife looks and acts like versus her sister



And how would you know

My wife was a whole lot better looking than her sister.
Her sister tried but I turned it down, I even told my wife about it.

I’d be more willing to bet you’d prefer to hit the brother the way your screwed up brain works…. Maybe the dad to if the mood struck,,

I think you are a little sick.

X2 Brain is short wired on this idiot

Thank you for the compliment Bill, now go put your fresh depends on and let the grown ups handle the real life life stuff

Well this is an interesting one…

What could happen?

Hide all the money you can, your hunting and fishing gears also. Tell her you lost it gambling and settling debts. As for the sister, what ya got to loose.

Still waiting for pics.

His wife is hot. That's all I'm saying.

Do the wife & sister happen to be twins?

Skinner said he’s had them both. The sister was better, just a little crazy. ☠️

I worked with a guy who was having relations with sister in law, in his house with his wife asleep. This went on for a couple weeks before the wife found out. It was not nice after that

I don't see how people do it. When I was in high school, 40 something years ago, all my friends talked about all the girls they dated, so I decided to do the same and date multiple girls at the same time....Man that lasted only a few months I was exposed and taking on water....ever since then I been a one girl at a time guy, that is hard enough for me.

She is really a cutie. I’ve seen here. Also a nice young lady and mother.

Shouldn't this be in the bunker?

It's better to keep it to yourself and think about the sister when you are having special time with the wife.

Sounds like a sticky wicket.

If there's anything to it, it shouldn't be online at all.
However, I have a feeling he's full of **** and yanking our chains.

When I was married to my first wife, I worked rotating shift work and got home when everyone else had left the house. My then brother in law and his wife were visiting for a month. When I walked in the door she was still at the house and in her robe. She dropped the robe and was naked as a Jay Bird and offered it up. I told her no thanks and went to our bedroom and locked the door and went to sleep. When the wife got home, she got an ear full from me for self protection. The little woman turned into a hand grenade when they got home later that day and were gone when I got home the next morning.Good riddance.

Attention seeking douchenozzle. Why give him the time of day with an actual serious reply.

Douchenozzle funny!

Failure.........twice.

A lot more of the stuff goes on than everybody knows of
Some time back a girlfriend's sister in law was what we call
a sex addict these days, but there was a different word for
it back then. A few times she " accidentally " was nekkid
and nearly nekkid in front of me in different situations, and
I found out she would occasionally watch my girlfriend and
me from the closet or peeking through the blinds from
outside while participating remotely.
Her husband caught her with other men a few times, but
stayed with her. She was pretty hot and probably pretty
enthusiastic about her adult activities, but I don't think I
could put up with a cheating woman no matter how hot.

Yep, he knows where the easy marks are when he wants to stir the pot for fun.

Sometimes that's a good thing.

There’s a lot of humor to be found in this thread.

Absolutely...so what if it is chain jerking.
Maybe it’s an old man thing but these days humor is what keeps me going

Divorce is a finance killer and the lawyers will try to take all your money before settling. Best way is to agree to a equitable division of assets and just pay lawyer set fee to file.

You sir have a gift with words. "participating remotely"

Ah, kinda like Hump day?

Once a fence jumper, always a fence jumper. Time to go.

Wifeypoo pretty much a natural. Didn't need her sister. Never thought about her sister. Pay all my attention to her and she reciprocates. If not, then I would think I was doing something wrong.

When no one else will

"Relations". I love this terminology for banging. Reminds me of the hilarious scene from Nutty Professor, "Sherman never had relations before".

THF marriage counseling.



What could possibly go wrong?

The grass is not always greener on the other side. You live and your learn but ignorance is bliss.

Yea, ask my ex---

True, but thanks to wax sometimes there's less.

We need some participation from colt 45 to really round out this thread.

colt.45 you mean. (The DOT be impoetent.) Don't piss the other one off. I want part of his 99 collection when he passes.

Divorce sucks. Especially if you have kids.

Been there also Mike. 30 years later, I’m still bitter and will never change.

The DOT is critical

His divorce and demise is inevitable

https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/7906008/little-ol-shorty#Post7906008

I was wild in my younger days. Joined the service came home and couldn't resist moms, daughters, sisters in 2 different houses. Nobody seemed to mind. Then I left that life to travel the world again. At 31 married, 34 divorced, 39 married again, Now I'm just getting old. I wish I had some advice for you but I'll say divorce sucks, in Texas either get uncontested divorce and she agrees or just give her half. YOLO!

The crazy guy does have fun threads.

Well. . . I was trying to keep it fairly PG13 without saying
she was spying on us and working herself over with women's
adult battery powered toys. I could probably write one of
those P*nthouse Forum paperback books just citing the
adventures of what I knew of. Probably should have had
a sample myself, but that's against my rulebook

You're dating yourself.