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Women with bird legs

Posted By: Stump_jumper

Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:28 AM

Back in the day women had LEGS. Nowadays it seems that they all have chicken legs. I guess that is the new thing but not for me.
Posted By: NORML as can be

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:31 AM

And they have deeper voices.
Posted By: Ol Thumper

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:33 AM

Originally Posted by NORML as can be
And they have deeper voices.


Because a lot of them were men just a few years ago hammer
Posted By: Tin Head

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:34 AM




Posted By: TCM3

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 04:00 AM

Originally Posted by Ol Thumper
Originally Posted by NORML as can be
And they have deeper voices.


Because a lot of them were men just a few years ago hammer
Posted By: Biscuit

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 04:02 AM

Anna Kendrick
Posted By: nsmike

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 04:53 AM

Originally Posted by Stump_jumper
Back in the day women had LEGS. Nowadays it seems that they all have chicken legs. I guess that is the new thing but not for me.

One of the reasons I like yoga women they tend to have great legs. [Linked Image]
Posted By: Brother in-law

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 04:55 AM

Show us examples, I can’t wait
Posted By: Bullfrog

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 05:09 AM

Nsmike is right. Anna Kendrick is an anomaly. She’s knock-kneed as it gets.


Put ANY lady in a set of wedges, it’ll help the situation.
Posted By: bill oxner

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 12:08 PM

How do you come up with the junk you post on this forum?
Posted By: reeltexan

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:22 PM


Eating disorders
Posted By: DannyB

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:27 PM

One thing is for sure, there ought to be a weight limit for women wearing leggings, if that's what they're called, in public. I see some big big women in public with what looks like nothing but pantyhose for pants. They look like ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag.
Posted By: Herbie Hancock

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by DannyB
One thing is for sure, there ought to be a weight limit for women wearing leggings, if that's what they're called, in public. I see some big big women in public with what looks like nothing but pantyhose for pants. They look like ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag.


I heard that!
Posted By: onlysmith&wesson

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:46 PM

As long as they can put them behind their ears I don't care as much.
Posted By: TonyWornick

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 05:07 PM

It's the old joke:

Me: Did you kill that bird?
Them: What bird?
Me: The one you got them legs off of.
Posted By: retfuz

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by TonyWornick
It's the old joke:

Me: Did you kill that bird?
Them: What bird?
Me: The one you got them legs off of.


He swapped legs with a jay bird and got cheated out of his azz.
Posted By: snake oil

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by retfuz
Originally Posted by TonyWornick
It's the old joke:

Me: Did you kill that bird?
Them: What bird?
Me: The one you got them legs off of.


He swapped legs with a jay bird and got cheated out of his azz.

Thought it as " Swapped legs with a Killdee a got cheated out of the azz"
Posted By: redchevy

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 06:03 PM

I dont complain about women too much i got one and i like her just how she is!

Id much rather have a bird leg than a tub o lard though.
Posted By: bigbob_ftw

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 06:51 PM

butter face, bird legs, but nice up tops.

[Linked Image]
Posted By: hetman

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 07:06 PM

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Ol Thumper

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
butter face, bird legs, but nice up tops.

[Linked Image]


I think that’s called Do-Able grin
Posted By: TLew

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 08:46 PM

That's what you call bird legs? Guess I'm a fan of fowl
Posted By: unclebubba

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 08:53 PM

I always thought it was ironic. Steven Tyler, singing "Dude looks like a lady"
Posted By: Hudbone

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 08:56 PM

as long as there are feet at the bottom, it's all good
Posted By: redchevy

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by TLew
That's what you call bird legs? Guess I'm a fan of fowl

x2
Posted By: bigbob_ftw

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 09:11 PM

now these are legs...

[Linked Image]
Posted By: MS1454

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 10:26 PM

Seems the trend has been the larger the better, "slim thic" as the kids call it these days thanks to Kardashian, crossfat, etc.
Posted By: Tin Head

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by MS1454
Seems the trend has been the larger the better, "slim thic" as the kids call it these days thanks to Kardashian, crossfat, etc.

your overly exaggerated women are men. The kardashian is a boy. Its actually a cult "religion" thing. Most have been looking at them their whole lifes and never knew. There are plenty in the pageant shows like victorias "secret" .

Where you get the bird legs from is regular women trying to emulate the trannies is hollywood and in make up commercials . Trannies get but implants to look female and females run out and get but implants because its the latest "craze". They get the kardashian but implants and end up with bird legs.




Posted By: LeonCarr

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
butter face, bird legs, but nice up tops.

[Linked Image]

That is Giada from The Food Network. Beautiful and can cook chef

Just my .02,
LeonCarr
Posted By: Brother in-law

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 02:51 AM

Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
now these are legs...

[Linked Image]



If you take those shoes off her that are making her calf flex, she very much has bird legs

Much prettier than that thing with extra saggys posted earlier
Posted By: txtrophy85

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 03:17 AM

Originally Posted by MS1454
Seems the trend has been the larger the better, "slim thic" as the kids call it these days thanks to Kardashian, crossfat, etc.


I don’t see a lot of bird legs but I see a bunch of slum mutts in high waisted pants and a rear end like a Dodge Dually prancing around in oversized sweaters. Eyebrow maintenance has also taken a back seat.

I feel bad for my kids....we had Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra they have Lizzo and Ashley Graham.


Being 20 lbs overweight is a endearing quality for women these days and shame on you if you don’t like it
Posted By: txtrophy85

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 03:19 AM

Originally Posted by Biscuit
Anna Kendrick



I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?

She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?
Posted By: Brother in-law

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 03:23 AM

Originally Posted by txtrophy85
Originally Posted by Biscuit
Anna Kendrick



I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?

She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?



No
Posted By: Sneaky

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 03:26 AM

Slum mutts. roflmao
Posted By: ntxtrapper

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 04:23 AM

A big legged woman ain’t got no soul.
Posted By: Stub

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by ntxtrapper
A big legged woman ain’t got no soul.


Just ask Freddie about a Big Legged woman up

Posted By: soooo

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 12:29 PM



Norah O'Donnell
Posted By: LonestarCobra

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:13 PM

Thick thighs save lives.


I don’t care for the ultra skinny type at all. I will take fit woman with some definition in her legs and a booty.
Posted By: skinnerback

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by LonestarCobra
Thick thighs save lives.


I don’t care for the ultra skinny type at all. I will take fit woman with some definition in her legs and a booty.



Here here!
Posted By: Longhunter

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by LeonCarr
Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
butter face, bird legs, but nice up tops.

[Linked Image]

That is Giada from The Food Network. Beautiful and can cook chef

Just my .02,
LeonCarr

I would hit it...

Posted By: cbump

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by txtrophy85
Originally Posted by MS1454
Seems the trend has been the larger the better, "slim thic" as the kids call it these days thanks to Kardashian, crossfat, etc.


I don’t see a lot of bird legs but I see a bunch of slum mutts in high waisted pants and a rear end like a Dodge Dually prancing around in oversized sweaters. Eyebrow maintenance has also taken a back seat.




I laughed so hard at this. I’m sitting here looking at my 14 year old daughter wearing that exact thing. Luckily she has no interest (and I’d never let her) wear the cutoff sweaters. I read It to her lol.
Better than her wanting to dress slutty, from a dad’s perspective.
Posted By: S.A. hunter

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by txtrophy85
Originally Posted by Biscuit
Anna Kendrick



I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?

She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?

You are not the only one. If you bring this topic up people have strong, and differing opinions on her looks. I think its her smile, and her eyes...... not to sure what it is exactly, but she does have something going for her. A think its a classic example of "the whole is greater than the sum of its parts".
Posted By: Hudbone

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:50 PM

She's fine, feet on the bottom hair on the top, just fine.
Posted By: Brother in-law

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
butter face, bird legs, but nice up tops.

[Linked Image]



Red top with saggys could move up a couple notches by removing the stupid glasses
Posted By: bigbob_ftw

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by skinnerback
Originally Posted by LonestarCobra
Thick thighs save lives.


I don’t care for the ultra skinny type at all. I will take fit woman with some definition in her legs and a booty.



Here here!


Dilly Dilly!
Posted By: redchevy

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by skinnerback
Originally Posted by LonestarCobra
Thick thighs save lives.


I don’t care for the ultra skinny type at all. I will take fit woman with some definition in her legs and a booty.



Here here!

I always thought the question wasnt will you take them, its will they take you? lol
Posted By: redchevy

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Brother in-law
Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
butter face, bird legs, but nice up tops.

[Linked Image]



Red top with saggys could move up a couple notches by removing the stupid glasses

Damn, i dont want my daughter to grow up in a world where that is and undesirable 50 year old.

Appears to me a lot of guys like to window shop and belittle things they couldnt have in their wildest dreams lol
Posted By: Stub

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by txtrophy85
Originally Posted by Biscuit
Anna Kendrick



I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?

She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?

Originally Posted by Brother in-law
Originally Posted by txtrophy85
Originally Posted by Biscuit
Anna Kendrick



I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?

She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?



No


With a lot of makeup and the right pose she can look good.
Because of my kiddos I have seen her in a lot of different shows over a long period of time and she is Not Hot. I bet without her makeup and first thing out of bed would not be a pretty sight.

[Linked Image]
Posted By: bigbob_ftw

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 06:45 PM

hard pass.
Posted By: Brother in-law

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 06:52 PM

Y’all are posting them up for critique

Don’t let your daughter wear stupid glasses

And yes my spousal unit is better than that and no I’m not posting pics
Posted By: redchevy

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 07:01 PM

Still red top with the saggys? Wow, I'm glad I wasn't cursed with your picky taste in women lol

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Posted By: NORML as can be

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 07:03 PM

Lipstick on a pig bolt
Posted By: CCBIRDDOGMAN

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 07:29 PM

yeah, women these days have Chicken legs. rolleyes

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Bullfrog

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 08:33 PM

Giada De Laurentiis Is her name and I love watching her show. She can throw down like a boss in the kitchen
Posted By: Biscuit

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Stub
Originally Posted by txtrophy85
Originally Posted by Biscuit
Anna Kendrick



I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?

She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?

Originally Posted by Brother in-law
Originally Posted by txtrophy85
Originally Posted by Biscuit
Anna Kendrick



I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?

She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?



No


With a lot of makeup and the right pose she can look good.
Because of my kiddos I have seen her in a lot of different shows over a long period of time and she is Not Hot. I bet without her makeup and first thing out of bed would not be a pretty sight.

[Linked Image]


Shes pretty good
Posted By: Davis300

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 10:45 PM

So long as the melons, face, behind and teeth are solid I could care less about the legs.
Posted By: Poppa

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/09/21 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by Brother in-law
Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
now these are legs...

[Linked Image]



If you take those shoes off her that are making her calf flex, she very much has bird legs

Much prettier than that thing with extra saggys posted earlier

but she has dirty hands and ugly feet
Posted By: bigbob_ftw

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/09/21 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by Poppa
Originally Posted by Brother in-law
Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
now these are legs...

[Linked Image]



If you take those shoes off her that are making her calf flex, she very much has bird legs

Much prettier than that thing with extra saggys posted earlier

but she has dirty hands and ugly feet


World class up tops.
Posted By: Stump_jumper

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/10/21 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by ntxtrapper
A big legged woman ain’t got no soul.

Tina Turner did
Posted By: txtrophy85

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/10/21 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by redchevy
Still red top with the saggys? Wow, I'm glad I wasn't cursed with your picky taste in women lol




This is the OT, you gotta remember most of the members here are 6’4, 220 lbs with supermodel wives and near 7 figure incomes.

Takes a lot to impress those kind of fellas
Posted By: Bullfrog

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/10/21 09:30 PM

I’d be happy with 220. Lol
Posted By: cbump

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/10/21 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by Poppa
Originally Posted by Brother in-law
Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
now these are legs...

[Linked Image]



If you take those shoes off her that are making her calf flex, she very much has bird legs

Much prettier than that thing with extra saggys posted earlier

but she has dirty hands and ugly feet


I keep looking at her. She makes me happy.
Posted By: TurkeyHunter

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/10/21 09:41 PM

She looks like she could eat corn on the cob through a white picket fence.

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Posted By: Stub

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/10/21 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by cbump
Originally Posted by Poppa
Originally Posted by Brother in-law
Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
now these are legs...

[Linked Image]



If you take those shoes off her that are making her calf flex, she very much has bird legs

Much prettier than that thing with extra saggys posted earlier

but she has dirty hands and ugly feet


I keep looking at her. She makes me happy.


I am with ya bubba banana
Posted By: Gravytrain

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 01:07 AM

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Brother in-law

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 01:38 AM

Originally Posted by TurkeyHunter
She looks like she could eat corn on the cob through a white picket fence.

[Linked Image]

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Looses me at hairline, wide eyes, dental work, and deer in headlights look, overall pretty stupid looking but she wouldn’t require any beers
Posted By: Bullfrog

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 02:46 AM

Gawd y’all are a hard crowd! I bet not 1 would pass up the chance
Posted By: Ol Thumper

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 02:51 AM

I bet they’d eat it through a picket fence after sloppy thirds or sixth’s bolt
Posted By: Bullfrog

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 02:58 AM

I like fencin’ lol
Posted By: bigbob_ftw

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 03:01 AM

Originally Posted by Bullfrog
Gawd y’all are a hard crowd! I bet not 1 would pass up the chance


That's not what it's about. You're out of their league, so why not be critical? Its all hypothetical anyway.
Posted By: MikeC

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 03:19 AM

Posted By: Hudbone

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 12:20 PM

This is almost a dismissive fantasy thread. If confronted with reality here, many of youse guys would allow yourselves to be tied up so you could be submissive.

Carrie "Hubba Hubba" Underwood - thanks for that photo.
Posted By: crazyal

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by CCBIRDDOGMAN
yeah, women these days have Chicken legs. rolleyes

[Linked Image]



Too bad she’s a sorry [censored] lib turd, vegetarian peta member.
Posted By: Bullfrog

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 01:52 PM

Swear I see a bulge there but that’s none of my business. roflmao
Posted By: stxranchman

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 01:52 PM

Jennifer Aniston
[Linked Image]
Posted By: soooo

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by stxranchman
Jennifer Aniston
[Linked Image]




I'd hit it
Posted By: snake oil

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by soooo
Originally Posted by stxranchman
Jennifer Aniston
[Linked Image]




I'd hit it

Me too
Posted By: Jimbo1

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 09:03 PM

Jennifer Anniston still looks great. Some of the best legs in the business!
Posted By: FamousAmos

Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 09:23 PM

I bet each and every guy finding fault with women and posting photos they clipped from a website have beer guts, double chins, receding hairlines, and various other much-wanted attributes.
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