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Women with bird legs
Posted By: Stump_jumper
Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:28 AM
Back in the day women had LEGS. Nowadays it seems that they all have chicken legs. I guess that is the new thing but not for me.
And they have deeper voices.
Posted By: Ol Thumper
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:33 AM
And they have deeper voices.
Because a lot of them were men just a few years ago
Posted By: Tin Head
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:34 AM
Posted By: TCM3
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 04:00 AM
And they have deeper voices.
Because a lot of them were men just a few years ago
Posted By: Biscuit
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 04:02 AM
Anna Kendrick
Posted By: nsmike
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 04:53 AM
Back in the day women had LEGS. Nowadays it seems that they all have chicken legs. I guess that is the new thing but not for me.
One of the reasons I like yoga women they tend to have great legs.
Posted By: Brother in-law
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 04:55 AM
Show us examples, I can’t wait
Posted By: Bullfrog
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 05:09 AM
Nsmike is right. Anna Kendrick is an anomaly. She’s knock-kneed as it gets.
Put ANY lady in a set of wedges, it’ll help the situation.
Posted By: bill oxner
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 12:08 PM
How do you come up with the junk you post on this forum?
Posted By: reeltexan
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:22 PM
Eating disorders
Posted By: DannyB
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:27 PM
One thing is for sure, there ought to be a weight limit for women wearing leggings, if that's what they're called, in public. I see some big big women in public with what looks like nothing but pantyhose for pants. They look like ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag.
Posted By: Herbie Hancock
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 03:29 PM
One thing is for sure, there ought to be a weight limit for women wearing leggings, if that's what they're called, in public. I see some big big women in public with what looks like nothing but pantyhose for pants. They look like ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag.
I heard that!
As long as they can put them behind their ears I don't care as much.
Posted By: TonyWornick
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 05:07 PM
It's the old joke:
Me: Did you kill that bird?
Them: What bird?
Me: The one you got them legs off of.
Posted By: retfuz
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 05:13 PM
It's the old joke:
Me: Did you kill that bird?
Them: What bird?
Me: The one you got them legs off of.
He swapped legs with a jay bird and got cheated out of his azz.
Posted By: snake oil
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 06:00 PM
It's the old joke:
Me: Did you kill that bird?
Them: What bird?
Me: The one you got them legs off of.
He swapped legs with a jay bird and got cheated out of his azz.
Thought it as " Swapped legs with a Killdee a got cheated out of the azz"
Posted By: redchevy
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 06:03 PM
I dont complain about women too much i got one and i like her just how she is!
Id much rather have a bird leg than a tub o lard though.
Posted By: bigbob_ftw
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 06:51 PM
butter face, bird legs, but nice up tops.
Posted By: hetman
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 07:06 PM
Posted By: Ol Thumper
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 07:09 PM
butter face, bird legs, but nice up tops.
I think that’s called Do-Able
Posted By: TLew
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 08:46 PM
That's what you call bird legs? Guess I'm a fan of fowl
Posted By: unclebubba
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 08:53 PM
I always thought it was ironic. Steven Tyler, singing "Dude looks like a lady"
Posted By: Hudbone
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 08:56 PM
as long as there are feet at the bottom, it's all good
Posted By: redchevy
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 09:00 PM
That's what you call bird legs? Guess I'm a fan of fowl
x2
Posted By: bigbob_ftw
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 09:11 PM
now these are legs...
Posted By: MS1454
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/07/21 10:26 PM
Seems the trend has been the larger the better, "slim thic" as the kids call it these days thanks to Kardashian, crossfat, etc.
Posted By: Tin Head
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 12:05 AM
Seems the trend has been the larger the better, "slim thic" as the kids call it these days thanks to Kardashian, crossfat, etc.
your overly exaggerated women are men. The kardashian is a boy. Its actually a cult "religion" thing. Most have been looking at them their whole lifes and never knew. There are plenty in the pageant shows like victorias "secret" .
Where you get the bird legs from is regular women trying to emulate the trannies is hollywood and in make up commercials . Trannies get but implants to look female and females run out and get but implants because its the latest "craze". They get the kardashian but implants and end up with bird legs.
Posted By: LeonCarr
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:46 AM
butter face, bird legs, but nice up tops.
That is Giada from The Food Network. Beautiful and can cook
Just my .02,
LeonCarr
Posted By: Brother in-law
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 02:51 AM
now these are legs...
If you take those shoes off her that are making her calf flex, she very much has bird legs
Much prettier than that thing with extra saggys posted earlier
Posted By: txtrophy85
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 03:17 AM
Seems the trend has been the larger the better, "slim thic" as the kids call it these days thanks to Kardashian, crossfat, etc.
I don’t see a lot of bird legs but I see a bunch of slum mutts in high waisted pants and a rear end like a Dodge Dually prancing around in oversized sweaters. Eyebrow maintenance has also taken a back seat.
I feel bad for my kids....we had Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra they have Lizzo and Ashley Graham.
Being 20 lbs overweight is a endearing quality for women these days and shame on you if you don’t like it
Posted By: txtrophy85
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 03:19 AM
I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?
She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?
Posted By: Brother in-law
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 03:23 AM
I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?
She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?
No
Posted By: Sneaky
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 03:26 AM
Slum mutts.
Posted By: ntxtrapper
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 04:23 AM
A big legged woman ain’t got no soul.
Posted By: Stub
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 12:15 PM
A big legged woman ain’t got no soul.
Just ask Freddie about a Big Legged woman
Posted By: soooo
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 12:29 PM
Norah O'Donnell
Posted By: LonestarCobra
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:13 PM
Thick thighs save lives.
I don’t care for the ultra skinny type at all. I will take fit woman with some definition in her legs and a booty.
Posted By: skinnerback
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:14 PM
Thick thighs save lives.
I don’t care for the ultra skinny type at all. I will take fit woman with some definition in her legs and a booty.
Here here!
Posted By: Longhunter
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:18 PM
butter face, bird legs, but nice up tops.
That is Giada from The Food Network. Beautiful and can cook
Just my .02,
LeonCarr
I would hit it...
Posted By: cbump
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:23 PM
Seems the trend has been the larger the better, "slim thic" as the kids call it these days thanks to Kardashian, crossfat, etc.
I don’t see a lot of bird legs but I see a bunch of slum mutts in high waisted pants and a rear end like a Dodge Dually prancing around in oversized sweaters. Eyebrow maintenance has also taken a back seat.
I laughed so hard at this. I’m sitting here looking at my 14 year old daughter wearing that exact thing. Luckily she has no interest (and I’d never let her) wear the cutoff sweaters. I read It to her lol.
Better than her wanting to dress slutty, from a dad’s perspective.
Posted By: S.A. hunter
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:28 PM
I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?
She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?
You are not the only one. If you bring this topic up people have strong, and differing opinions on her looks. I think its her smile, and her eyes...... not to sure what it is exactly, but she does have something going for her. A think its a classic example of "the whole is greater than the sum of its parts".
Posted By: Hudbone
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:50 PM
She's fine, feet on the bottom hair on the top, just fine.
Posted By: Brother in-law
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 01:59 PM
butter face, bird legs, but nice up tops.
Red top with saggys could move up a couple notches by removing the stupid glasses
Posted By: bigbob_ftw
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 02:03 PM
Thick thighs save lives.
I don’t care for the ultra skinny type at all. I will take fit woman with some definition in her legs and a booty.
Here here!
Dilly Dilly!
Posted By: redchevy
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 05:17 PM
Thick thighs save lives.
I don’t care for the ultra skinny type at all. I will take fit woman with some definition in her legs and a booty.
Here here!
I always thought the question wasnt will you take them, its will they take you? lol
Posted By: redchevy
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 05:20 PM
butter face, bird legs, but nice up tops.
Red top with saggys could move up a couple notches by removing the stupid glasses
Damn, i dont want my daughter to grow up in a world where that is and undesirable 50 year old.
Appears to me a lot of guys like to window shop and belittle things they couldnt have in their wildest dreams lol
Posted By: Stub
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 06:37 PM
I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?
She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?
I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?
She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?
No
With a lot of makeup and the right pose she can look good.
Because of my kiddos I have seen her in a lot of different shows over a long period of time and she is Not Hot. I bet without her makeup and first thing out of bed would not be a pretty sight.
Posted By: bigbob_ftw
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 06:45 PM
hard pass.
Posted By: Brother in-law
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 06:52 PM
Y’all are posting them up for critique
Don’t let your daughter wear stupid glasses
And yes my spousal unit is better than that and no I’m not posting pics
Posted By: redchevy
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 07:01 PM
Lipstick on a pig
Posted By: CCBIRDDOGMAN
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 07:29 PM
yeah, women these days have Chicken legs.
Posted By: Bullfrog
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 08:33 PM
Giada De Laurentiis Is her name and I love watching her show. She can throw down like a boss in the kitchen
Posted By: Biscuit
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 08:45 PM
I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?
She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?
I cannot make up my mind if she is hot or not?
She’s not ugly but....is she hot? I mean really....is she?
No
With a lot of makeup and the right pose she can look good.
Because of my kiddos I have seen her in a lot of different shows over a long period of time and she is Not Hot. I bet without her makeup and first thing out of bed would not be a pretty sight.
Shes pretty good
Posted By: Davis300
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/08/21 10:45 PM
So long as the melons, face, behind and teeth are solid I could care less about the legs.
Posted By: Poppa
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/09/21 12:06 PM
now these are legs...
If you take those shoes off her that are making her calf flex, she very much has bird legs
Much prettier than that thing with extra saggys posted earlier
but she has dirty hands and ugly feet
Posted By: bigbob_ftw
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/09/21 12:14 PM
now these are legs...
If you take those shoes off her that are making her calf flex, she very much has bird legs
Much prettier than that thing with extra saggys posted earlier
but she has dirty hands and ugly feet
World class up tops.
Posted By: Stump_jumper
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/10/21 01:25 AM
A big legged woman ain’t got no soul.
Tina Turner did
Posted By: txtrophy85
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/10/21 09:29 PM
Still red top with the saggys? Wow, I'm glad I wasn't cursed with your picky taste in women lol
This is the OT, you gotta remember most of the members here are 6’4, 220 lbs with supermodel wives and near 7 figure incomes.
Takes a lot to impress those kind of fellas
Posted By: Bullfrog
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/10/21 09:30 PM
I’d be happy with 220. Lol
Posted By: cbump
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/10/21 09:35 PM
now these are legs...
If you take those shoes off her that are making her calf flex, she very much has bird legs
Much prettier than that thing with extra saggys posted earlier
but she has dirty hands and ugly feet
I keep looking at her. She makes me happy.
Posted By: TurkeyHunter
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/10/21 09:41 PM
She looks like she could eat corn on the cob through a white picket fence.
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Posted By: Stub
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/10/21 11:53 PM
now these are legs...
If you take those shoes off her that are making her calf flex, she very much has bird legs
Much prettier than that thing with extra saggys posted earlier
but she has dirty hands and ugly feet
I keep looking at her. She makes me happy.
I am with ya bubba
Posted By: Gravytrain
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 01:07 AM
Posted By: Brother in-law
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 01:38 AM
She looks like she could eat corn on the cob through a white picket fence.
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Looses me at hairline, wide eyes, dental work, and deer in headlights look, overall pretty stupid looking but she wouldn’t require any beers
Posted By: Bullfrog
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 02:46 AM
Gawd y’all are a hard crowd! I bet not 1 would pass up the chance
Posted By: Ol Thumper
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 02:51 AM
I bet they’d eat it through a picket fence after sloppy thirds or sixth’s
Posted By: Bullfrog
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 02:58 AM
I like fencin’ lol
Posted By: bigbob_ftw
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 03:01 AM
Gawd y’all are a hard crowd! I bet not 1 would pass up the chance
That's not what it's about. You're out of their league, so why not be critical? Its all hypothetical anyway.
Posted By: MikeC
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 03:19 AM
Posted By: Hudbone
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 12:20 PM
This is almost a dismissive fantasy thread. If confronted with reality here, many of youse guys would allow yourselves to be tied up so you could be submissive.
Carrie "Hubba Hubba" Underwood - thanks for that photo.
Posted By: crazyal
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 01:37 PM
yeah, women these days have Chicken legs.
Too bad she’s a sorry [censored] lib turd, vegetarian peta member.
Posted By: Bullfrog
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 01:52 PM
Swear I see a bulge there but that’s none of my business.
Posted By: stxranchman
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 01:52 PM
Jennifer Aniston
Posted By: soooo
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 05:14 PM
Jennifer Aniston
I'd hit it
Posted By: snake oil
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 06:08 PM
Jennifer Aniston
I'd hit it
Me too
Posted By: Jimbo1
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 09:03 PM
Jennifer Anniston still looks great. Some of the best legs in the business!
Posted By: FamousAmos
Re: Women with bird legs - 01/11/21 09:23 PM
I bet each and every guy finding fault with women and posting photos they clipped from a website have beer guts, double chins, receding hairlines, and various other much-wanted attributes.