What Are You Get Your Wife For Christmas...

Like the title says, What are you getting your wife for Christmas?

I just give mine some cash, I am not into shopping for female products/items.

Purse from KR Saddle shop. Should gain me some points.

Getting her a 1988 Hawker 800A ..............but really its for me.

Boob job.

Got her some PJs and a scarf/poncho thing. We just bought a sectional for the living room, so that will be our big gift to one another.

We stopped exchanging a long time ago.

Me too Norml. We both have everything we need and mostly everything we want

I have no idea. I assume she will let me know at Christmas.

New iPad and a pressure washer.

We stopped exchanging gifts many moons ago. But this year we are buying a new mattress.

Recently bought her a new treadmill and washing machine. Big ticket items, hoping that will suffice.

That's funny.............for her birthday you can get her vacumn cleaner perhaps

Us too

I don't know yet but I'm sure it wasn't cheap.

We agreed it was the new travel trailer, I'm thinking she'll soon forget that.

We don't do gifts for Christmas, birthdays, or even Valentine's... and life is much better this way. Highly recommended!

We have slowed down a lot on gift giving. Last year she asked for me to build her some picture frames for some new art that she had. I finished them in May and would have build them whether it was a Christmas gift or not.

Just a hug and kiss.

The expensive item will be a Sublimation Printer (no idea what it does) just something for her arts and crafts. and several small gifts.

She actually got me some powder for reloading.
Her gift is currently undetermined.

We need new phones, that will do it for us.

Jimbo has some stones. Big ones. Nothing says Merry Christmas more than gifts that mean “Get your azz in shape and wash my dang clothes!”
Let em hang Jim!

Everybody needs a Hawker. But fuel costs and upkeep are going to kill you.

I am probably going to get her a new welder. I hope she likes it more than the propane weed burner I got her for her birthday.

She just ordered her a new purse. She ordered me a new 80 gallon IR air compressor last night

This, expect that no pressure washer but a new case for the iPad.

Bumper for her truck

Hand her the card and say lets go get you what you want. Its never nothing extravagant but she sure has a fun time. In return I ask for nothing and usually get some clothes lol. Makes the world go around

Yup....we'll spend "gift money" on trips together...

Need some feedback - I'm thinking a new O'Cedar mop and bucket. What do y'all think?

Might want to kick in a weekend getaway package as well....for one.

32 seconds of man love

Probably a new iPhone... hers is old and keeps shutting off and locking up.

Whatever she wants.

Who’s the man?

Don’t laugh, I gave mine a new vacuum cleaner couple years ago.

Lol we are getting each other a robo vacumn and robo mop.

X 2

She's go me, what else could she possibly need or want?

Vibrator for older women,,, plugs into 220v plug.

Adam and Eve gift card ,,,,spice up your Christmas morning

New Benz, do it up if you're gonna do it

I typed it out but don't need another vacation right now. vern!

Air Pod Pro...

New vacuum, she wore the old one out....

Same here

And one of those Ninja Foodi XL Pro 10 in 1, air fryer / toaster oven thingamajigs. Evidently we have counter space that needs filling.

Ipad, maybe new iPhone, some perfume. Whatever she asks for because she has the impossible job of putting up with me.

I just found out I'm paying for my wife and daughter to go to Hawaii for 7 days in July for a volleyball tournament...I'm gonna need yall to start ordering some more knives!haha

James Avery charm. With me taking a couple years off from work a large chunk of our income is gone.

Quit exchanging gifts years ago. Haven't given her anything since I wrapped up an empty tin and gave up dipping Copenhagen. She cried and then got all peeved when I switched over to Camel Snus pouches.

The last gift before that was a jar of jalapeño peanut brittle which went over huge.

The gift that keeps on giving.

iPad and a treadmill

A good Christian based store that makes quality jewelry. Can’t go wrong with that!

I'ma hit them up too.

She does not know that we (children and I) are getting her one of the upper end iRobot Roomba's.

Ironic part of this is there was a commercial for one last night and I said to the wife those look pretty cool, wonder how well they work?
Now my daughter is on the opposite couch and my wife pops off and says, that would not work for us with all of the hair shed from our dog. I said really with todays technology you would think they were built to handle that. Wife says Technology does not have squat on massive amounts of dog hair, daughter is looking at me with a smirk like, oh chit.

I guess we are going to find out how well it works

Beat me to it, LMAO

Last year, got her a Dyson hair dryer. She had mentioned it way early in the year. I been listening all year........I got nothin' so far.

I think I'm going to get her the Whataburger one this time.

No wife on my end but getting my GF their Dogwood tree blossom charm.

Per her request...

New sliding glass (or french) doors to the back porch...

I think I would rather buy her a necklace or something...much less labor intensive...

We have one and it works great on dog and cat hair. Just keep the filter clean.

New Dishwasher

My wife and I really don’t do “Christmas.” We have Christmas all year long. If we come across something we like/want/need we get it. If we come across something we think the other would like, we get it. Actual Christmas is more for the kids/grandkids/family. It works for us, but we are both very frugal so we really gotta think it’s important.

TP and hand sanitizer

Look into the protective cushion they sell on Amazon or making your own, those suckers can tear up your trim, I learned that the hard way.

The same as she gets me. O

Anything my wife wants, which is typically nothing, We have everything a person could want, the exception being a $500 million lottery win.

A fat lotto payout would be good. Other than that, we don't want anything else material. We have too much stuff as it is.

She has me, what more could she want. Lol.

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A nice Johnny Was jacket and a pair of Old Gringo boots.

That would be way too much. Your life would be totally ruined before three years were up. Why? Because you think you will be getting the total amount. What you get is approximately 31% of the total. Your $500 million would be in actuality just over $150 million. You and every around you would have a propensity to think of that amount as "unlimited". It isn't.

But good luck with that wish.

That thing is like 400 bucks. My wife wanted one too.

Damn son. That is some money right there.

Belt sander??

One year I told my wife to just pick out something nice for herself. She bought a $12,000 diamond ring. I'll never make that mistake again.

I've got more money in watches than most people have in their house. I think I can handle having a few million more in the bank