She took my wine

The wife usually drinks red wine, but this afternoon she attacked my white wine bottle. Hit it like a fat kid on a donut. Just a distressing turn of events, I tell ya. You think you know a person, and then they change up the game.

Put vodka in that bottle.

Candy is dandy, wine is quicker!

Help is on the way.

Tequila. Thank me later.

Nailed it.

Grape juice and a package of lemon Kool-Aid in an old wine bottle.

Guys, 603 and I are the same age. All this great advice would have been much more beneficial and useful 50-55 years ago!!

'Sounds like a quitter to me.

You sound like a whiner.

You almost got it right. The correct work is "winner".

Sounds like you’ve given up and crawled into a shell jake.

You guys are tough! Not a quitter, not a whiner, not in a shell. Just enjoying life!

I will die before i give up ... just that plain.

not quite. candys dandy, liquor is quicker but sex don't rot yur teeth

Maybe need to hit refresh on the ol tactics.....do those blue pills work? Asking for a friend...

I almost mentioned earlier that they have a pill for that, but didn't LOL.

Just buy more white wine. When i first met my better half she drank whatever that sweet wine is and I got her on Chardonnay. Shes never looked back.
Of course, if she all of a sudden switched to Red I would wonder who shes been drinking with.