Meet Sarah

This is Sarah. She is 59 years old, has two children, she has never exercised a day in her life, she eats anything she wants and occasionally stays up until 3am drinking and partying. What’s her secret? Nothing, she is the girl in the background

I know her.

If anyone is focused on anything other than the hot chick in the front, you need to have your libido checked.

She is the girl who will suck your debit card dry and then proceed to sucking your 4 creditcards dry.
Good luck with that. Girls like that have a 30 second conversation with every 3 words be like, well, “like”

Good One

That's the girl in the foreground Sarah is the one in the background!

Reading is NOT fundamental for the beave....

Good stuff!

I have a Sarah neighbor on each side of me. I'm just going leave it at that.

Bill sandwich?

no, he has two debit cards

I'll at least give him credit for focusing on the right one.

At least she knows how to make a proper roux.