Current wife complaints

Mine is too good to me.

Sick in bed with the flu currently.

Facts about my wife:

“Kayla... is a woman. She has worked in the government for over a decade. Properly applied, that’s how long a good varnish should last. So, it is true that she is my wife.”

My wife has more complaints about herself than I have complaints about her.

My wife complains that I spend too much time on the THF.

Mine too.

all you married guys already know the complaints.

Socks and shoes all over the house. It’s an epidemic.

Love my wife and she loves me. Got all I need in life but there are a few things that could be removed.

I out kicked my coverage big time.

She says we never go anywhere. We never do anything.

He asked where do you want to go? What do you want to do?

She replies. There you go again.

My wife is smart. Way too smart. As far as formal education and knowledge on facts I'm ahead of her, but she has an uncanny ability to decipher different scenarios and read situations like no other.


I stopped trying to b.s her a long time ago. I can't slip anything by this one.

She will leave you one day then........never marry a street wise gal.

Women have always loved me. Ive broke up hundreds of marriages. Happily married gals at parties and checkout lines throw themselves at me after I leer at them a little.......its really good for my wifes business

Wake up. You're dreaming.

^^^This^^^
But truthfully she has more clothes and shoes than the last four or five combined.

I’m pretty confident I have nothing to worry about....

That's the problem. Good luck to yall though.

See I learned in 3rd grade to never love the girl more than she loved me.................Deanna Tucker, I will always be grateful to her.

I know I can leave it all behind in a couple of minutes with no regret.

Are you drunk Mr. Hurley???

are you stupid and full of yourself

I'm giving you pearls 85..............shes better looking than you BY FAR............don't think she wont. Not drinking and I don't think you are stupid. That wasn't a kind retort.

Guess I should go ahead and quit my job while I’m at it...

She has no hobbies and will not pick ANYTHING and doesn't like my suggestions lol

Having no hobbies makes gift giving very difficult.

Isn't that the truth.

What a crappy thread. Really?

There you go again. From someone who has not started one in six months. Don't tell us show us.

My 3rd time truly is a charm....and a Spitfire!

I did it once 36 years ago, Get out of this one I'll be Damned if I do it twice..

Bill, can u show us that gator on your workhorse one more time? It has been 2 weeks now.

No complaints here. No wife here either. Strange coincidence? Naah.

Something about a toilet seat... but I don't remember.

My wife goes on a diet and I loose more weight than she does and she gets mad at me. Other than that I got a good one.

Pure greatness.

Mine is too independent and stubborn. She refuses to ask for help with anything.

Finally. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

I got 99 problems, but this ain't one of them.

Roger that.

She's top-heavy. Seriously top-heavy.

About to be 13 years happily married.

We are honestly perfect for each other and get along great. We have really only had a few bad fights in 13 years.

She doesn't give me much of a hard time about my hobbies, is a wonderful mother and makes more money than I do.

I deserve a lot worse than I get that's for sure and this thread has reminded me I really should do something nice for her.

Been with what’s-her-name over 40 years now. I got lucky. Real lucky.

She's beautiful. Reminds me of a commercial on TV.

The two sweetest, most loving people I've ever known have been my wife and my mother.
And it's too close to call. They are both remarkable.

Now married 39 years, and she's deserves most of the credit for that success and the greatness of our now grown children.

No complaints, only thankfulness.
We're blessed.

My wife of 50 years is my partner and best friend. A great person and more than I ever deserved.

I put off marriage until I was 34, and it was worth the wait.

She tolerates reloading presses in the laundry room, case cleaners in the garage that run all the time, and a several times a week shooting addiction.

I have no complaints.

Just my .02,
LeonCarr

This would be my only complaint. I cannot by her a thing. She is happy to stay home, only needs about a foot of closet space, doesn't wear jewelry. Frugal as heck.
As I rethink this, maybe I shouldn't complain. Damn fine woman.

53 years on March 2nd. As I am fond of saying, “it’s been 3 of the best years of my life”.

She does not think that’s funny. I do.

Now that’s funny!

Sounds like a keeper!

My only complaint is she is too good to me.