Not Nike.....

Jes sayin.....

That just screams Oxner shoes!

Why the fixation on me? Envy again?

Cause you're the Man.

Find a pair in 12 1/2 Wide.

I don't wear anything white other than underwear and socks. My mom conditioned me from an early age that white stuff just got stained.

That's why white undies are so cheap.

Size 10....4E

I haven't put on a pair of shoes since about 99

I’m old school...

Looks like New Balance to me. What do I win?

Hope those are for the wife...

Haven’t owned Nikes since the 90s.
Y’all are living in the past, man.

I don't disagree.

Those are the official shoes of a 50 yr oldish white man

Yup...

Not at all, those shoes represent when you give up on appearance and basically life, which is what the "Oxner" reference represents here. IMO

Oxner = Old.



Sorry Snakewrangler.

You are still overweight and I weigh the same as when I got out of college. Getting old is not for the faint of heart.

At least I am happy, Sir.

Get him Bill

If I remembered correctly New Balance make a large portion of their shoes in the USA too.

Dad shoes. Comfortable as hell.

I don't disagree. They are better when they are broken in. Mine have made a one mile walk around my neighborhood for five years. I'm not good at math but the miles pile up. I'm also impatient. Mine slip right on without untying.

Oh hell no, y’all are ridiculous. What happened to the Velcro straps instead of tying shoe strings!?

I tie them loose and use them like slip-ons....

I didn't make it up. I never untie mine.

I’m a 50 year oldish white man and I wear boots all the time.

Tennis shoes don’t go with over all’s.

I'll bet those will be comfortable while going through the food line at Luby's.

Pass the salt!

mo' betta...

https://www.hokaoneone.com/mens-road/

I remember painting mine white to try and make them look new when I was a kid.

Bill wears crocs, and so does his SIL

Lesson's learned / Cliff notes version of this post -

• Jes' GAF is beginning to fade rapidly
• Jes is walking around with sledge hammers at the end of his legs
• Bill is so vain he takes a kick to man land as someone wants to be like him
• You can definitely tell someones age based upon their shoe game
• Castor is still douchey
• Bill is anti crocs
• Bill's shoes have 2k miles on them and are 1500 miles past an upgrade/replacement (Bill deleted his post boasting about the miles on his shoes )
• One might be able to tell age based upon socks but that hypothesis hasn't been proven

You guys need to break up.

I love Judd's succinctness.

...but, damn, now I'm cleaning orange juice off my display. Thanks, Judd. Thanks.

The official sock of the above is most definitely a white ribbed tube sock in the low or mid calf form ( most often because the wearer doesn’t know what a no show is)The top edge will have a rim instead of the stylish rimless. These official socks will come in packs of six but sometimes offer a bonus pair. The official sock often times will wash uneven and suck up shades of red giving off a nice pink hue.