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Damn Goat

Posted By: dkershen

Damn Goat - 07/15/19 10:38 PM

Steven "the wonder goat" (far left in the pic) has learned how to open the hay barn door, and he and his gang of hooligans have been raiding the feed bins. It's a heavy metal door with a round door knob. wtf Thought the hired help was just being lazy and not shutting the door until he did it again this morning... realmad

We'll see if he can figure out how to work the slide bolt going on it tonight.


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Posted By: bucksnbass357

Re: Damn Goat - 07/15/19 10:39 PM

Lol. They look well fed
Posted By: NORML as can be

Re: Damn Goat - 07/15/19 10:41 PM


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Posted By: Judd

Re: Damn Goat - 07/15/19 11:01 PM

roflmao roflmao roflmao
Posted By: don k

Re: Damn Goat - 07/15/19 11:02 PM

It was probably the pig that did it and it is blaming the goats,
Posted By: cm250

Re: Damn Goat - 07/15/19 11:02 PM

Kids used to show them in FFA. Had them for years while showing. Still don’t know much more about them than when we started. Was raised on dairy farm, can talk milk cows, but don’t ask me a question about a darn eat anything or destroy anything they can get ahold of goat......
Posted By: NDN98

Re: Damn Goat - 07/15/19 11:08 PM

LOL
Posted By: Creekrunner

Re: Damn Goat - 07/15/19 11:09 PM

One daughter is a physician that today told me about a guy that drinks his goats' unpasteurized milk. (I pictured the lady in Cold Mountain - they provide everything, yada, yada). He's serious sick because of it. My daughter asked about the goats and the wife said "It won't be a problem. I sold them all today." Apparently, it got a little tense in the room after that. grin
Posted By: dogcatcher

Re: Damn Goat - 07/15/19 11:11 PM

LOL
Posted By: BOBO the Clown

Re: Damn Goat - 07/15/19 11:28 PM

Poor little Trex in the middle just trying to get high enough for some attention
Posted By: kry226

Re: Damn Goat - 07/15/19 11:52 PM

I can see SniperRAB having a conniption and covering himself in hand sanitizer... roflmao
Posted By: Bullfrog

Re: Damn Goat - 07/15/19 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by kry226
I can see SniperRAB having a conniption and covering himself in hand sanitizer... roflmao


Hahaha. His face a shade of red, we as humans have never seen before! roflmao
Posted By: Bullfrog

Re: Damn Goat - 07/15/19 11:59 PM

Reminds me of Adam Sandler’s goat skit.


Later this wonder goat is gonna tell the story and say “you guys heard that? He was beating me loud!”
Posted By: SnakeWrangler

Re: Damn Goat - 07/16/19 01:22 AM

Goats are evil....evil I tell you.... rifle S.S.S.
Posted By: Bar-D

Re: Damn Goat - 07/16/19 10:18 AM

Middle one is the ugliest goat I ever saw and I've seen some ugly goats. grin
Posted By: BigPig

Re: Damn Goat - 07/16/19 11:15 AM

Dave, Ramsey loves goat meat if you want to send him to the processor
Posted By: Cast

Re: Damn Goat - 07/16/19 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by kry226
I can see SniperRAB having a conniption and covering himself in hand sanitizer... roflmao


Yeah, I really miss that guy. roflmao roflmao roflmao
Posted By: Choctaw

Re: Damn Goat - 07/16/19 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by don k
It was probably the pig that did it and it is blaming the goats,


That pig looks very suspicious to me.
Posted By: janie

Re: Damn Goat - 07/16/19 01:40 PM

roflmao

Dave, hope the new slide bolt did the trick. If not, threaten to put all 3 on Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig! roflmao
Posted By: Duck_Hunter

Re: Damn Goat - 07/16/19 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by kry226
I can see SniperRAB having a conniption and covering himself in hand sanitizer... roflmao


Live look at SniperRAB (a gif he used frequently):

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Posted By: kry226

Re: Damn Goat - 07/16/19 08:11 PM

laugh
Posted By: Dalroo

Re: Damn Goat - 07/16/19 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Bar-D
Middle one is the ugliest goat I ever saw and I've seen some ugly goats. grin


You beat me to it...
Posted By: Bullfrog

Re: Damn Goat - 07/17/19 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by BigPig
Dave, Ramsey loves goat meat if you want to send him to the processor


Yeah I feel bad for the poor fella. What a waste of his $
Posted By: reeltexan

Re: Damn Goat - 07/17/19 01:08 AM



ALL animals are smarter than most us think.
Posted By: Bullfrog

Re: Damn Goat - 07/17/19 01:17 AM

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Posted By: Western

Re: Damn Goat - 07/17/19 12:53 PM

Middle "goat" looks suspicious, but explains why if you drive by dkershen's place, all you hear is "Wee We Weeeeee"
Posted By: Bullfrog

Re: Damn Goat - 07/17/19 12:56 PM

Diversion tactics! That’s to keep your attention while he sneaks out back to go fishing all the time up
Posted By: dkershen

Re: Damn Goat - 07/17/19 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by janie
roflmao

Dave, hope the new slide bolt did the trick. If not, threaten to put all 3 on Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig! roflmao


Actually they just got a new goat pen and are locked up instead of roaming the property for the next several months. Wife is calling it "fat camp" and putting them all on a diet so they lose some pounds. Hugu (pig) has bad arthritis from being overweight. They are not fans of the plan.
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