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it's not sausage

Posted By: Hudbone

it's not sausage - 04/06/21 03:10 PM

Hey BO Squared, I'se gots a surprise gift headed your way. Bet you find it useful. Anyone care to guess what it is.
Posted By: freerange

Re: it's not sausage - 04/06/21 04:11 PM

A tracking devise for a rangefinder?
A whoopie cushion for a f250?
A long piece of string to attach between guide and client?
A Tshirt with I Am A Real Big Deal on the back?
A Pink Tshirt with I Am With A Real Big Deal on the back?
Small Tshirts with My Daddy Is A Bigger Deal Than Your Daddy?
A Tshirt with Walt Garrison Aint Got Nothing On Me?

Let me know if im hot or cold.
Posted By: Texas buckeye

Re: it's not sausage - 04/06/21 05:56 PM

I like the string idea FR.

Perhaps a mule deer target for him to practice at less than 15 yards?
Posted By: decook

Re: it's not sausage - 04/06/21 11:41 PM

A tracking device for you ankle? banana2
Posted By: Texas buckeye

Re: it's not sausage - 04/07/21 12:45 AM

BO squared, when you get the package you gotta spill what it was...

Hud, any more hints?
Posted By: BOBO the Clown

Re: it's not sausage - 04/07/21 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by freerange
A tracking devise for a rangefinder?
A whoopie cushion for a f250?
A long piece of string to attach between guide and client?
A Tshirt with I Am A Real Big Deal on the back?
A Pink Tshirt with I Am With A Real Big Deal on the back?
Small Tshirts with My Daddy Is A Bigger Deal Than Your Daddy?
A Tshirt with Walt Garrison Aint Got Nothing On Me?

Let me know if im hot or cold.


This guy sounds legendary, probably the Son of Zeus.
Posted By: BOBO the Clown

Re: it's not sausage - 04/07/21 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by Texas buckeye
BO squared, when you get the package you gotta spill what it was...

Hud, any more hints?


Spill yes, share hell to the no roflmao

Hoping humidity has been low down south!!! Which reminds me I got 20lbs in the freezer I need to figure out if I'm going to make jerky or not

Posted By: BOBO the Clown

Re: it's not sausage - 04/07/21 12:43 PM

Well its not dry ring so means 2021 is already shot to hell.

I'm guessing it's Walt Garrison t-shirt
Posted By: Hudbone

Re: it's not sausage - 04/07/21 03:44 PM

"This guy sounds legendary, probably the Son of Zeus." More likely the son of Heyoka or maybe even Hermes.
Posted By: BOBO the Clown

Re: it's not sausage - 04/07/21 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by Hudbone
"This guy sounds legendary, probably the Son of Zeus." More likely the son of Heyoka or maybe even Hermes.


Definition or descriptions are way off, not even close to legend of bo^2
Posted By: Texas buckeye

Re: it's not sausage - 04/07/21 05:42 PM

To the clown: legend of Bo2 sounds like the legend of Tarzan

The the rest of the THF: legend of Bo2 sounds more like the legend of billie jean

cheerleader
Posted By: BOBO the Clown

Re: it's not sausage - 04/08/21 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by Texas buckeye
To the clown: legend of Bo2 sounds like the legend of Tarzan

The the rest of the THF: legend of Bo2 sounds more like the legend of billie jean

cheerleader


Envy is a deadly sin. You're welcome with the keeping you right in the eyes of the Lord reminder whistle
Posted By: Hudbone

Re: it's not sausage - 04/08/21 01:01 PM

He was once lost, but now he thinks he is found
Posted By: BOBO the Clown

Re: it's not sausage - 04/08/21 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Hudbone
He was once lost, but now he thinks he is found


All that wonder, are not all lost...
Posted By: Hudbone

Re: it's not sausage - 04/08/21 04:26 PM

Yes, but some who are lost just don't know where they are
Posted By: BOBO the Clown

Re: it's not sausage - 04/08/21 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by Hudbone
Yes, but some who are lost just don't know where they are


Who doesn't know where they aren't?


The total land surface area of the earth is approximately 510,072,000 sq km, one can only stand in one square meter. So it's safe to eliminate 510, 071,999.999 Sq KM....

See that was easy
Posted By: freerange

Re: it's not sausage - 04/08/21 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Hudbone
Yes, but some who are lost just don't know where they are

roflmao
Posted By: Hudbone

Re: it's not sausage - 04/08/21 06:07 PM

and Grasshopper said, "Who doesn't know where they aren't?" The hunters you lose?
Posted By: BOBO the Clown

Re: it's not sausage - 04/08/21 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Hudbone
and Grasshopper said, "Who doesn't know where they aren't?" The hunters you lose?


That's their own problem, bolt they should never argue with me

roflmao


And not be cheap and buy an Onx map membership
Posted By: BOBO the Clown

Re: it's not sausage - 04/08/21 06:48 PM

Ha!!! Just checked mail!!! flehan rofl

Now for the good, the bad and the ugly. Unfortunately the only thing that made it was the letter and instructions. Apparently USPS ate the rest. As you noted it for sure could be a sign. eek2

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I will have to give you a compliment in your thinking!! The below is what the wife and kids got me for my birthday...... I sent it back and then lost my keys the next day! smile




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Posted By: Hudbone

Re: it's not sausage - 04/08/21 06:54 PM

A sign indeed. Why you Bobo, why you? hammer
Posted By: BOBO the Clown

Re: it's not sausage - 04/08/21 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by Hudbone
A sign indeed. Why you Bobo, why you? hammer


Even the mighty Zeus had a flaw, fortunately mines just misplacing things and not 20 baby momma’s smile
Posted By: Texas buckeye

Re: it's not sausage - 04/09/21 01:46 AM

Is that instructions on how to use instagram? Or maybe snap chat?
Posted By: Hudbone

Re: it's not sausage - 04/09/21 12:00 PM

If coming from me, it would instructions on MySpace
Posted By: Texas buckeye

Re: it's not sausage - 04/09/21 03:19 PM

I figured with BOBO being half zoomie, he had a little more tech savvy than you did Hud, so I was stretching a bit...
Posted By: BOBO the Clown

Re: it's not sausage - 04/12/21 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Hudbone
If coming from me, it would instructions on MySpace

roflmao
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