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Y'all boys are in big trouble now...

Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn

Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 02:50 AM

I spray painted my barrel today. Good ol' Rustoleum flat black. Prolly gonna cut my group size in half. Is there any way I can shoot under zero MOA?

Posted By: KRoyal

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 02:58 AM

rofl looks good I've shot -1 MOA before at 1000 before so yea it's possible.
Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 03:04 AM

I'm pretty sure they're gonna have to reinvent mathematics to measure my groups now.
Posted By: SnakeWrangler

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 03:04 AM

Great looking setup..... up
Posted By: Buzzsaw

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 03:08 AM

could very well take top spot. I know I couldn't lift it up
Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 03:12 AM

Originally Posted By: Buzzsaw
could very well take top spot. I know I couldn't lift it up


I doubt you'd even try. Ain't no way Buzz is gonna be seen in public holding a Vortex.
Posted By: Brother in-law

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 03:27 AM

So tactical
Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 03:35 AM

Originally Posted By: Brother in-law
So tactical


That ain't nuthin. You should see my muzzleloader.
Posted By: Bee'z

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 04:06 AM

Princess and BigPig need to be taking notes about now...
Posted By: Brother in-law

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 04:12 AM

I like 10' and 5's
Posted By: BigPig

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 04:13 AM

Originally Posted By: 2Beez
Princess and BigPig need to be taking notes about now...


Your teammate forfeited
Posted By: Bee'z

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 04:43 AM

Originally Posted By: BigPig
Originally Posted By: 2Beez
Princess and BigPig need to be taking notes about now...


Your teammate forfeited


No, one fell and we found another brother ready to roll. This is still on and yall are [censored] and you know it. Give us both $50 and back out if you want to be a nancy. That or bring your chit and lets roll.
Posted By: Bee'z

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 06:15 AM

Originally Posted By: Brother in-law
I like 10' and 5's


I do not care. Just call the distance and lets ring it. We are going to and you two better do the same or it will be ugly.
Posted By: redhaze

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 10:41 AM

I see testosterone shots being taken to enhance the challenge........ wink
Posted By: snake oil

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 02:04 PM

Hell that scope is as big as the gun.........
Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 02:47 PM

Originally Posted By: fray
I see testosterone shots being taken to enhance the challenge........ wink


Yes sir. I actually get mine from a doctor and inject it with a needle.

Patrick just drinks his straight from the source.
Posted By: SapperTitan

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 05:20 PM

One time I shot such a tight group I couldn't even find it on the target.
Posted By: Brother in-law

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 05:36 PM

Here are some shooting tips for y'all that have done me good in the past

1. Drink atleast 6 cups of coffee or 2 monsters an hour before the shoot
2. Right before going prone, I like to do some minor cardio like jumping jacks or burppess to get settled
3. Practice holding your breath before you shoot
4. Do not eat within 24 hours of the contest
5. Sight in your gun 1.5" high at 100 that way you'll be on at 300

I hope these tips help grin
Posted By: RiverRider

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 05:37 PM

They already have the math you need. You just use the square root of -1, which is "i." It's also called an imaginary number.
grin
Posted By: Bee'z

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 05:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Brother in-law
Here are some shooting tips for y'all that have done me good in the past

1. Drink atleast 6 cups of coffee or 2 monsters an hour before the shoot
2. Right before going prone, I like to do some minor cardio like jumping jacks or burppess to get settled
3. Practice holding your breath before you shoot
4. Do not eat within 24 hours of the contest
5. Sight in your gun 1.5" high at 100 that way you'll be on at 300

I hope these tips help grin


clap rofl
Posted By: KRoyal

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 06:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Brother in-law
Here are some shooting tips for y'all that have done me good in the past

1. Drink atleast 6 cups of coffee or 2 monsters an hour before the shoot
2. Right before going prone, I like to do some minor cardio like jumping jacks or burppess to get settled
3. Practice holding your breath before you shoot
4. Do not eat within 24 hours of the contest
5. Sight in your gun 1.5" high at 100 that way you'll be on at 300

I hope these tips help grin


All great tips! I've done the energy drink and breath one before. Makes me an awesome shooter if you didn't know.
Posted By: Txhillbilly

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 06:29 PM

You should've painted that scope to match the rifle!
Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 11:25 PM

Originally Posted By: SapperTitan
One time I shot such a tight group I couldn't even find it on the target.


One time I shot shot the same paper molecule 5 times in a row.
Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 11:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Txhillbilly
You should've painted that scope to match the rifle!


This is 2018 bro. The carpet don't match the curtains anymore.
Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 11:30 PM

Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
Great looking setup..... up


Thanks Jess. I knew you had an eye for awesomeness and unspeakable domination. roflmao cheers
Posted By: Bee'z

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 11:35 PM

Originally Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn
Originally Posted By: Txhillbilly
You should've painted that scope to match the rifle!


This is 2018 bro. The carpet don't match the curtains anymore.


rofl
Posted By: TFF Caribou

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/18/18 11:54 PM

Originally Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn
Originally Posted By: Txhillbilly
You should've painted that scope to match the rifle!


This is 2018 bro. The carpet don't match the curtains anymore.


roflmao
Posted By: SapperTitan

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/19/18 12:10 AM

Originally Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn
Originally Posted By: SapperTitan
One time I shot such a tight group I couldn't even find it on the target.


One time I shot shot the same paper molecule 5 times in a row.
found your old army grouping target roflmao
Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/19/18 12:16 AM

Originally Posted By: SapperTitan
Originally Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn
Originally Posted By: SapperTitan
One time I shot such a tight group I couldn't even find it on the target.


One time I shot shot the same paper molecule 5 times in a row.
found your old army grouping target roflmao



bebrtjs wj eud jwiejrme

Sorry about that Scotty boy. I was trying to type with both middle fingers up. grin
Posted By: SpoonPlatoon

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/19/18 12:24 AM

Originally Posted By: 2Beez
Originally Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn
Originally Posted By: Txhillbilly
You should've painted that scope to match the rifle!


This is 2018 bro. The carpet don't match the curtains anymore.


rofl


Now a days your lucky if the plumbing matches the facade
Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/19/18 12:34 AM

Originally Posted By: Brother in-law
Here are some shooting tips for y'all that have done me good in the past

1. Drink atleast 6 cups of coffee or 2 monsters an hour before the shoot
2. Right before going prone, I like to do some minor cardio like jumping jacks or burppess to get settled
3. Practice holding your breath before you shoot
4. Do not eat within 24 hours of the contest
5. Sight in your gun 1.5" high at 100 that way you'll be on at 300

I hope these tips help grin


Thanks for the tips, Patricia. This is why they will work great for me.

1. After 6 Xanax, that should balance me out nicely
2. I'll lmao at you doing those exercises while I enjoy my buzz from #1
3. I can use my ninja skills to reduce my heart rate. I can go at least 2 hours without taking a breath
4. I'll drink your tears every time you miss a target. Those nutrients will last me for days
5. My 20" Creedmoor shoots so flat, I can sight in at 7 yards and hold dead on out to a mile
Posted By: Bee'z

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/19/18 12:39 AM

Originally Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn
Originally Posted By: SapperTitan
Originally Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn
Originally Posted By: SapperTitan
One time I shot such a tight group I couldn't even find it on the target.


One time I shot shot the same paper molecule 5 times in a row.
found your old army grouping target roflmao



bebrtjs wj eud jwiejrme

Sorry about that Scotty boy. I was trying to type with both middle fingers up. grin


Posted By: Bee'z

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/19/18 12:50 AM

Originally Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn
Originally Posted By: Brother in-law
Here are some shooting tips for y'all that have done me good in the past

1. Drink atleast 6 cups of coffee or 2 monsters an hour before the shoot
2. Right before going prone, I like to do some minor cardio like jumping jacks or burppess to get settled
3. Practice holding your breath before you shoot
4. Do not eat within 24 hours of the contest
5. Sight in your gun 1.5" high at 100 that way you'll be on at 300

I hope these tips help grin


Thanks for the tips, Patricia. This is why they will work great for me.

1. After 6 Xanax, that should balance me out nicely
2. I'll lmao at you doing those exercises while I enjoy my buzz from #1
3. I can use my ninja skills to reduce my heart rate. I can go at least 2 hours without taking a breath
4. I'll drink your tears every time you miss a target. Those nutrients will last me for days
5. My 20" Creedmoor shoots so flat, I can sight in at 7 yards and hold dead on out to a mile


#2 may require another side bet for princess. Just saying
Posted By: patriot07

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/19/18 12:52 AM

Sweet!
Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/19/18 01:29 AM

Originally Posted By: patriot07
Sweet!


Thanks boo, that's my middle name. ImTheReasonSWEETDovesMourn.
Posted By: Big Fitz

Re: Y'all boys are in big trouble now... - 02/21/18 01:17 AM

Originally Posted By: ImTheReasonDovesMourn
Originally Posted By: Txhillbilly
You should've painted that scope to match the rifle!


This is 2018 bro. The carpet don't match the curtains anymore.


I think carpet is passe, linoleum?
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