I find one aspect of this picture very troubling.

I can’t believe that other side of the biscuit is not covered with gravy.

The biscuit needs to be halved, then gravy on it. Also you drink coffee with breakfast, not ice tea.

Ice to liquid ratio is out of control.

Just from that pic, it appears to be a biscuit from can. That's not even trying.

My issue with it is the white gravy. I’d scrape it off before I ate the roll/biscuit.

The bisquit should have been split. No gravy on the eggs. Needs a side tators or tomatoes .

However, I could choke it down just like it sets.

A bit too much pepper and not enough gravy… for me.

It looks like a roll, not a biscuit

Eggs should be runny yolk fried.

Is that hair I see?

There’s no salsa on them eggs

Where's the grape jelly?

For my personal breakfast, I would prefer juice over tea, if I needed a cold drink. I don't put ice in it, it's kept in the fridge. Coffee would be better tho. A couple more pieces of bacon would be nice, as I'm a growing boy. The biscuit should be fork split, and gravy on both halves. As for the gravy, I prefer to make it after frying some sausage to get the grease and scrapings for my roux.

While I love scrambled eggs, my entire family prefers them my way, with sharp cheddar cheese mixed in. Should have some hot sauce or salsa to top each bit. Lastly, we ain't fancy enough to need a coaster for breakfast!!

No jelly.

Immediately thought how weird a fella must be to put gravy on a biscuit without halving it. I could never trust this guy.

The biscuit is not cut open. That’s a problem.

And there is no sausage in the gravy. I would eat it but yes the biscuit is the issue.

Tea

This, and no black coffee.

Not enough bacon!

Pepper ratio is on point. I can handle cutting a biscuit and mixing some gravy in. Salsa would be welcome on the eggs (or some Tapatio hot sauce) but not a must-have. Tea works for me. I’d you served me this, I certainly wouldn’t bitch about it. I’d tear it up and be happy.

Yeah, you are short 2 biscuits and a bunch of gravy.
Is that supposed to be bacon there? Turkey bacon? Get rid of that and get some real bacon or sausage.

No sausage in the gravy

Not enough and wrong kind of bacon. Need twice that amount and need to be back or peameal bacon.