There was a beautiful woman who loved growing tomatoes. But she never could get them plump and red. While walking her dog one day, she saw a male gardener with giant red tomatoes, so she stopped and asked his secret. The man smiled and said," It's
easy, just stand naked in front of them." The lady blushed and went on her way. While walking her dog several days later she saw the male gardener again. He asked her how her tomatoes were doing? She said, my tomatoes are small, but my cucumbers
are huge!

Lol