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 Drunk staggers out of a bar...
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08/24/24 05:05 PM
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reeltexan
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A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!”
The priest says: “No son, you’re not.”
So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says: “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!”
Then the priest says: “No son, you’re not.”
Finally, the drunk gets fed up and says: “Here, I’ll prove it.”
He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says: “Jesus Christ, you’re back again?!”
![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/KjZZqFj8/point-with-bird.jpg) "If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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 Re: Drunk staggers out of a bar...
[Re: reeltexan]
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08/25/24 01:01 AM
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DukeCigars
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I’m gonna use this one 🤣🤣
Car guy. Serial entrepreneur. Terrible golfer.
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