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You Never Know What You Might See at the NRA Convention #9049844 05/20/24 03:04 PM
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This young lady was from Canada, wanting to move to the USA because she considered it to be a Communist country today. She attended the Trump speech on Saturday and was at the Convention on Sunday, looking for a conservative husband. At first, I thought that it was a joke, but she was deadly serious.
Adios,
Gary

Re: You Never Know What You Might See at the NRA Convention [Re: gary roberson] #9049846 05/20/24 03:09 PM
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If real, that's pretty pathetic.

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Originally Posted by Gringo Bling
If real, that's pretty pathetic.

Let's dive into this a bit.............
IF this is real, at least she's honest. How many thousands of times does it happen every year that a service member overseas get's hooked. Or, this gal visits our country and finds a sucker, get's hitched and ruins his life after ripping him off.


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Re: You Never Know What You Might See at the NRA Convention [Re: gary roberson] #9049856 05/20/24 03:20 PM
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Looks like she's already got a line of applicants behind her rofl


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Re: You Never Know What You Might See at the NRA Convention [Re: gary roberson] #9049990 05/20/24 08:13 PM
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could you test drive it, or had to show proof of being a serious buyer

Re: You Never Know What You Might See at the NRA Convention [Re: gary roberson] #9050038 05/20/24 10:13 PM
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Did you get her phone number?

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Originally Posted by Judd
Looks like she's already got a line of applicants behind her rofl


Thats her dad and brothers that come with her.


Re: You Never Know What You Might See at the NRA Convention [Re: gary roberson] #9050125 05/21/24 01:01 AM
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I bet she'd make a right fine wife!

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Can she make a sandwich?


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Re: You Never Know What You Might See at the NRA Convention [Re: gary roberson] #9050175 05/21/24 02:45 AM
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Make sure you get a prenup...

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My first question would’ve been does she have a penis bigger than mine, it’s all fun and games until you grab a handful of moist stuffed sausage…..

Judd knows what I’m talking about,,,

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I have a list of about 30 requirements for applicants, call it mission impossible


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Did she consider Canada to be a communist country?


(This young lady was from Canada, wanting to move to the USA because she considered it to be a Communist country today. She attended the Trump speech on Saturday and was at the Convention on Sunday, looking for a conservative husband. At first, I thought that it was a joke, but she was deadly serious.
Adios,)
Gary[/quote]

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Originally Posted by Ol Thumper
My first question would’ve been does she have a penis bigger than mine, it’s all fun and games until you grab a handful of moist stuffed sausage…..

Judd knows what I’m talking about,,,


This sounds like the making of another ménage à trois for her, Judd and blkt2


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I've got one wife that I can't keep happy half the time, why in the hell would I want to add another??? Especially one that looked like that...she'd just piss off the first one even more bang

Oh and I have not clue the experience OT and BP are discussing...I'll leave the sausage stuffing to you two.


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Shame on you Gary.... roflmao


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Like her necklace!!

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Originally Posted by Ringtail
Like her necklace!!

Didn't notice till you mentioned it!


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at my age I am sure we could come to some sort of equitable agreement that benefitted both of us, I wonder if she does windows?


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Originally Posted by hopalong
at my age I am sure we could come to some sort of equitable agreement that benefitted both of us, I wonder if she does windows?

I love this one!!! And I bet Miss Deb can find something for her to do.
Adios,
Gary

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