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 The Frog
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A frog decides to visit a fortune teller to find out if he'll ever find his princess. The fortune teller reads his palm, and after a few brief moments of contemplation, begins her reading. "I have good news, and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" The frog, anxious for the possibility of true love, chooses the good news first. "You are going to meet the most beautiful girl," the fortune teller says. "She's going to be very interested in you, and will know everything there is to know about you. You'll open up to her, and give her your heart."
Pleased, the frog then cautiously asks for the so-called bad news. To this, the fortune teller replies, "You'll meet her in a Biology class."
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.
Dale Earnhardt
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