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A teacher had Johnny put worms in 4 jars.
One with smoke; one with sperm, one with alcohol and one with soil.
Then he left them there for a day.
The next day the worm in the smoke was dead.
The next day the worm in the sperm was dead.
The next day the worm in the alcohol was dead.
The next day the worm in the soil was alive.
"So, what did you learn Johnny?" the teacher asked.
Johnny replied, "If I drink, have sex, and smoke, I won't get worms."
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Re: Little Johnny's Science Class
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Re: Little Johnny's Science Class
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Signature images may not be larger than 600 pixels wide by 125 pixels tall. That smile says it all
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Re: Little Johnny's Science Class
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Re: Little Johnny's Science Class
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Re: Little Johnny's Science Class
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All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Edmund Burke
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Re: Little Johnny's Science Class
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 First day of class the teacher ask the kids to stand up and say their name and what they want to do in life. First girl stands up and says: My name is Sady, when I grows up I want to be a lady and have a baby. Next boy stands up and says: My name is Dan, when I grows up I want to be a man and go to Japan. Next Little Johnny stands up and says: My name ain't Dan, I don't give a chit about Japan, I just want to stay here and help Sady with her Plan
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Re: Little Johnny's Science Class
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I remembered some jokes about worms) But Johnny's replica is perfect 
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