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Old Trucker
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10/17/22 07:36 PM
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A duded-up rookie trucker wearing Calvin Klein's and a chain drive wallet walks into the Petro in Atlanta, GA He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old trucker with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newby driver bravely asks the old trucker. "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?" The old veteran with millions of miles under his belt slowly turns his head toward the young pup and says. "Nah, you go ahead."
Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new fashions reaches over and slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfed up the chili back into the bowl. The grizzly old trucker quietly says. "Yep, that's as far as I got, too.
LETS GO BRANDON
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10/18/22 12:30 AM
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10/18/22 02:38 AM
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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10/19/22 12:27 AM
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" In God We Trust "
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11/01/22 10:30 AM
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11/01/22 05:53 PM
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Car guy. Serial entrepreneur. Terrible golfer.
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11/03/22 12:52 AM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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11/03/22 02:06 PM
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