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Potentially vs. Realistically
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10/26/22 07:45 PM
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texasag93
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A boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?” The father thought for a moment, then answered, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”
So, the boy went to his mother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The mother replied, “Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!”
The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The girl replied, “Oh, good heavens! I love Brad Pitt, and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?”
The boy then went to his brother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” “Of course,” the brother replied. “Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?” The boy replied, “Yes. ‘Potentially’ you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but ‘realistically’ we’re living with two hookers and a future congressman.”
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Re: Potentially vs. Realistically
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10/26/22 08:12 PM
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If the 2nd amendment was written just to include guns for hunting, why is there not an amendment to protect fishing poles?
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Re: Potentially vs. Realistically
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10/27/22 02:18 PM
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Potentially vs. Realistically
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10/27/22 05:11 PM
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Re: Potentially vs. Realistically
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10/27/22 08:14 PM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: Potentially vs. Realistically
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10/30/22 01:57 PM
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Re: Potentially vs. Realistically
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10/30/22 03:50 PM
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Potentially vs. Realistically
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10/31/22 01:07 AM
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Re: Potentially vs. Realistically
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11/21/22 02:57 AM
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Re: Potentially vs. Realistically
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02/10/23 03:10 PM
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I'm going to save that one!
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