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10/14/22 09:34 PM
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texasag93
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We'll always remember her sense of humor and that beautiful smile
I was on Guard of Honour, waiting for the King of Saudi Arabia, on Horseguards.
On the right flank; Scots Guard (100 guardsmen) a gap, HM The Queen; mounted in uniform alongside her the CO Colonel Gerald, another gap, then on the left flank, the Queen’s Company Grenadier Guards (100guardsmen).
We’re stood at ease waiting.
Suddenly the silence was broken by Colonel Gerald’s charger erupting with horse farts at full volume for two minutes.
Embarrassed and staring straight ahead Colonel Gerald says, “Sorry about that your Majesty!”
She replies, in a wonderful voice, “That’s alright Gerald, . . . I thought it was your horse!”
200 guardsmen silently cried with laughter, and tapped their rifle butts on the gravel.
From that moment, every man there adored her!
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Re: Queen Elizabeth
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10/14/22 09:44 PM
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Creekrunner
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 No idea if it's true, but it would fit her. Sadly, Chuck will never measure up.
...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
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Re: Queen Elizabeth
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10/15/22 01:27 AM
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According to Snopes that joke has been around for a while and was even told about the Queen and Donald Trump.
A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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11/21/22 03:00 AM
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