I have a habit of saving interesting or thought provoking quotes. I just stumbled across my quotes file

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." W.C. Fields

That I was on the wall when you ate lunch at the Huisache.

Define "on the wall" please.

Tell me to what you pay attention to and I will tell you who you are.
Jose Ortega y Gasset

Watch out where the huskies go, don’t you eat that yellow snow.
Frank Zappa

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

“Why would anyone want a computer in their home?”
Ken Olsen, founder and CEO of the now defunct Digital Equipment Corporation

“Lead Me, Follow Me or Get Out of My Way. “
Gen. George Patton

That is my philosophy when I am driving!

Lady Astor: “If I were married to you, I’d put poison in your coffee.”

Winston Churchill: “If I were married to you, I’d drink it.”

“There is no problem so bad that you can’t make it worse”

-Chris Hatfield

I'll tell you what war is about, you've got to kill people, and when you've killed enough they stop fighting.

Curtis Lemay

“The problem with internet quotes is they can’t be verified”- George Washington

All kidding aside both solids quotes. Thomas Sowell is a good one

Nothing succeeds like excess. - Oscar Wilde

I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that his justice cannot sleep forever.

Thomas Jefferson

Plan your life. Do not just be there when it happens.

There are very few problems in life that can't be cured by a suitable application of high explosives. - Me

"Let me be a free man, free to travel, free to stop, free to work, free to trade where I choose my own teachers, free to follow the religion of my fathers,free to think and talk and act for myself, and I will obey every law, or submit to the penalty."
- Heinmot Tooyalaket (Chief Joseph), Nez Perce Leader

"I used to be a people person...until people ruined it" - Creekrunner

This pretty much describes me as I get older and post covidian behavior.

A great man for sure!

If you fail to prepare, then prepare to fail.

Already I was beginning to fall into the African way of thinking: That if
you properly respect what you are after, and shoot it cleanly and on
the animal's terrain, if you imprison in your mind all the wonder of the
day from sky to smell to breeze to flowers—then you have not merely
killed an animal. You have lent immortality to a beast you have killed
because you loved him and wanted him forever so that you could always
recapture the day - Robert Ruark