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People amaze me #8696611 09/27/22 10:56 AM
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I’ve been working in the station the past year or so, and to say the phone calls we get are interesting is putting it lightly.

Tonight, a man calls from North Dakota, here’s a brief of what he had to say: “hey, I just woke up and was checking the NORAD radar. There’s a big hurricane headed for Florida. It’s already wiped out Cuba. You need to tell Florida to evacuate.”

Me- sir, this is Dallas PD in Dallas Texas.

Him- oh haha ok. Well y’all will get the spin off of this storm. But anyways, you need to call the governors office in Florida and tell them to evacuate.

Me- I don’t think I’m going to do that. I’m pretty sure they already know.

Him- I don’t think they do. This is a big storm and just popped up.

Me- did it just pop up because you just woke up? How long have you been asleep?

Him- so you’re not going to do anything? I can’t believe you don’t care about those people in Florida. Hangs up angrily


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Testing your Patients

ETA: I can’t believe you won’t get on the horn with DeSantis and tell him how to run his state roflmao

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I am going to have a heart to heart conversation with one of my elderly neighbors who I thought was as cool as the day is long. I have learned that she is voting for Beto because she hates Ted Cruz and President Trump loco


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Originally Posted by BigPig
I’ve been working in the station the past year or so, and to say the phone calls we get are interesting is putting it lightly.

Tonight, a man calls from North Dakota, here’s a brief of what he had to say: “hey, I just woke up and was checking the NORAD radar. There’s a big hurricane headed for Florida. It’s already wiped out Cuba. You need to tell Florida to evacuate.”

Me- sir, this is Dallas PD in Dallas Texas.

Him- oh haha ok. Well y’all will get the spin off of this storm. But anyways, you need to call the governors office in Florida and tell them to evacuate.

Me- I don’t think I’m going to do that. I’m pretty sure they already know.

Him- I don’t think they do. This is a big storm and just popped up.

Me- did it just pop up because you just woke up? How long have you been asleep?

Him- so you’re not going to do anything? I can’t believe you don’t care about those people in Florida. Hangs up angrily


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Re: People amaze me [Re: BigPig] #8696663 09/27/22 12:12 PM
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North Dakota. If he's like this now, imagine how buggy he'll be come February.


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Originally Posted by Creekrunner
North Dakota. If he's like this now, imagine how buggy he'll be come February.

The Idiot will be fine. There ain't no Hurricanes in February.

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Dang Big pig what if he is right and Florida isn’t aware of the hurricane. I will do your job and call Florida. Do you know the number never mind I will just call 911 and ask them.

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amazing some of the 911 call that come in. i'm watching a weekly show which follows 911 operator shifts. pretty good show


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Re: People amaze me [Re: BigPig] #8696737 09/27/22 01:33 PM
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I am beginning to understand colt 45

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Originally Posted by Hudbone
I am beginning to understand colt 45



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Stub, sounds like the elderly lady seen threw Trumps bs .
Everyone fed-up with the political bs . He took advantage & said all the right things.
Even made Ted Cruz & the other Rep. Look like idiots.
People were against Hillory, easy win.

Some ya'll call me a whiner, (for posting what it's like ta below-income worker), yet the brown nose Trump, for his childish tantrums. Some enjoy putting down low-income workers think they better.

Hudbone, confused2, tis thinking your post was refuring ta me, colt.45, the other 5is pretty easy ta understand.

Ya'll have a good one. Stay cool.


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Originally Posted by colt.45
Stub, sounds like the elderly lady seen threw Trumps bs .
Everyone fed-up with the political bs . He took advantage & said all the right things.
Even made Ted Cruz & the other Rep. Look like idiots.
People were against Hillory, easy win.

Some ya'll call me a whiner, (for posting what it's like ta below-income worker), yet the brown nose Trump, for his childish tantrums. Some enjoy putting down low-income workers think they better.

Hudbone, confused2, tis thinking your post was refuring ta me, colt.45, the other 5is pretty easy ta understand.

Ya'll have a good one. Stay cool.


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No one cares how much money you do or don't make.

You are a stupid liberal with a stupid schtick of "how you talk" though - with a huge victim mentality. That's why you get hate.

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Enjoy those gas prices and inflation, colt! up

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Originally Posted by Thundervee
roflmao

Testing your Patients

ETA: I can’t believe you won’t get on the horn with DeSantis and tell him how to run his state roflmao


I can’t believe none of us have his schedule when he is working the non-emergency number


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Originally Posted by BOBO the Clown
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roflmao

Testing your Patients

ETA: I can’t believe you won’t get on the horn with DeSantis and tell him how to run his state roflmao


I can’t believe none of us have his schedule when he is working the non-emergency number


Golden, an absolutely brilliant thought.

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Further proof state mental hospitals probably shouldn't have been shut down confused2


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Originally Posted by Cochise
Originally Posted by colt.45
Stub, sounds like the elderly lady seen threw Trumps bs .
Everyone fed-up with the political bs . He took advantage & said all the right things.
Even made Ted Cruz & the other Rep. Look like idiots.
People were against Hillory, easy win.

Some ya'll call me a whiner, (for posting what it's like ta below-income worker), yet the brown nose Trump, for his childish tantrums. Some enjoy putting down low-income workers think they better.

Hudbone, confused2, tis thinking your post was refuring ta me, colt.45, the other 5is pretty easy ta understand.

Ya'll have a good one. Stay cool.


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No one cares how much money you do or don't make.

You are a stupid liberal with a stupid schtick of "how you talk" though - with a huge victim mentality. That's why you get hate.


Well there you go . I could have not said it better .


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The liberal Yankee donkey told the tiger, “The grass is blue.”

The tiger replied, “No, the grass is green.”

The discussion became heated, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, so they approached the lion.

As they approached the lion on his throne, the donkey started screaming: ′′Your Highness, isn’t it true that the grass is blue?”

The lion replied: “If you believe it is true, the grass is blue.”

The donkey rushed forward and continued: ′′The tiger disagrees with me, contradicts me and annoys me. Please punish him.”

The king then declared: ′′The tiger will be punished with 3 days of silence.”

The donkey jumped with joy and went on his way, content and repeating ′′The grass is blue, the grass is blue…”

The tiger asked the lion, “Your Majesty, why have you punished me, after all, the grass is green?”

The lion replied, ′′You’ve known and seen the grass is green.”

The tiger asked, ′′So why do you punish me?”

The lion replied, “That has nothing to do with the question of whether the grass is blue or green. The punishment is because it is degrading for a brave, intelligent creature like you to waste time arguing with an [censored], and on top of that, you came and bothered me with that question just to validate something you already knew was true




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Originally Posted by Judd
Further proof state mental hospitals probably shouldn't have been shut down confused2


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BigPig you should have invited him to the THF.


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Save that number, when a big snowstorm is about to hit ND this winter, call him and tell him to evacuate.


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I saw the Terrell Mental Hospital is tearing out all the old buildings RE: Torture Chambers. Maybe they will fix it up for all the Mentally Ill folks who roam the THF......ugh.....I mean the streets bolt

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Originally Posted by Buzzsaw
I saw the Terrell Mental Hospital is tearing out all the old buildings RE: Torture Chambers. Maybe they will fix it up for all the Mentally Ill folks who roam the THF......ugh.....I mean the streets bolt


how do you know so much about the place?

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Originally Posted by Hudbone
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I saw the Terrell Mental Hospital is tearing out all the old buildings RE: Torture Chambers. Maybe they will fix it up for all the Mentally Ill folks who roam the THF......ugh.....I mean the streets bolt


how do you know so much about the place?

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Stub, sounds like the elderly lady seen threw Trumps bs .
Everyone fed-up with the political bs . He took advantage & said all the right things.
Even made Ted Cruz & the other Rep. Look like idiots.
People were against Hillory, easy win.

Some ya'll call me a whiner, (for posting what it's like ta below-income worker), yet the brown nose Trump, for his childish tantrums. Some enjoy putting down low-income workers think they better.

Hudbone, confused2, tis thinking your post was refuring ta me, colt.45, the other 5is pretty easy ta understand.

Ya'll have a good one. Stay cool.


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No one cares how much money you do or don't make.

You are a stupid liberal with a stupid schtick of "how you talk" though - with a huge victim mentality. That's why you get hate.


Well there you go . I could have not said it better .


Bingo... No matter the subject matter of a post, "low income worker" finds it's way in.

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Originally Posted by BigPig
I’ve been working in the station the past year or so, and to say the phone calls we get are interesting is putting it lightly.

Tonight, a man calls from North Dakota, here’s a brief of what he had to say: “hey, I just woke up and was checking the NORAD radar. There’s a big hurricane headed for Florida. It’s already wiped out Cuba. You need to tell Florida to evacuate.”

Me- sir, this is Dallas PD in Dallas Texas.

Him- oh haha ok. Well y’all will get the spin off of this storm. But anyways, you need to call the governors office in Florida and tell them to evacuate.

Me- I don’t think I’m going to do that. I’m pretty sure they already know.

Him- I don’t think they do. This is a big storm and just popped up.

Me- did it just pop up because you just woke up? How long have you been asleep?

Him- so you’re not going to do anything? I can’t believe you don’t care about those people in Florida. Hangs up angrily


chicken

Now that I know you are working the station, I may have to start calling in with some similar requests!

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