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Black Eyes #8689972 09/17/22 08:11 PM
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A man walked into work Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns I noticed her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."

"Where did you did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.

"Well", the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."

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That’s funny


Originally Posted by Chunky Monkey
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Q.What do call a man with two black eyes?

A. A slow learner.

Last edited by Lazyjack; 09/18/22 02:53 AM.

If you can't bedazzle them with your intelligence, just baffle them with B.S.
Re: Black Eyes [Re: redhaze] #8690960 09/19/22 02:49 PM
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.


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Red, that’s a great one.


Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.

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Originally Posted by QuitShootinYoungBucks
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.



I heard a longer version of this one that I am not allowed to repeat anymore.

The wife unit said I could not tell it anymore. I pointed out that my mom told me the joke, but the wife did not care.

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clapI actually heard this over 50 years ago. Still funny

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