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Handicapped parking
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09/09/22 09:56 PM
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I went to Brookshires today, and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
To be determined
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Re: Handicapped parking
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09/09/22 09:57 PM
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Re: Handicapped parking
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09/09/22 10:08 PM
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Re: Handicapped parking
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09/09/22 10:18 PM
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Texas452
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You didn’t have to show him your I. D. ? Is getting a ticket like voting now? 😂
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Re: Handicapped parking
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09/09/22 10:44 PM
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Re: Handicapped parking
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09/09/22 10:47 PM
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6InARowMakeItGo
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I know it’s a joke but, I’d like to kick the chit out of a-holes parking in the handicap spot if they don’t need it.
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Re: Handicapped parking
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09/10/22 01:24 AM
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THE ROAD GOES ON FOREVER AND THE PARTY NEVER ENDS.
F##K YOU JOE BIDEN !!!!!
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Re: Handicapped parking
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#8684622
09/10/22 01:56 AM
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Re: Handicapped parking
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09/10/22 10:52 AM
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Citizen on Patrol does the ticket writing for handicap infraction in my city
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Re: Handicapped parking
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#8684717
09/10/22 11:17 AM
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A couple of days ago, I saw a P/U pulling a small lawn service type trailer with loads of equipment. He was alone and had a placard.
Last weekend, saw what looked like a physically fit family exit from the vehicle in a handicapped space at the outlet mall.
Don't know if anything was illegitimate, but sometimes you wonder.
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Re: Handicapped parking
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09/10/22 12:03 PM
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I know it’s a joke but, I’d like to kick the chit out of a-holes parking in the handicap spot if they don’t need it. While I agree there needs to be better logic in the placement of handicap spots. Some places like medical facilities probably could use more handicap spots but when was the last time you saw thirty handicapped people at Home Depot at the same time?
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Re: Handicapped parking
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09/10/22 09:26 PM
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I solved the handicap problem,,, put this on my truck dash.
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Re: Handicapped parking
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09/10/22 10:00 PM
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fadetoblack64
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I solved the handicap problem,,, put this on my truck dash. Did you pay that guy the 50k you owe him for finding your safe room????
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Re: Handicapped parking
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#8685288
09/11/22 01:19 AM
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I went to Brookshires today, and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. state troopers are nothing but egotistical over payed tickect writers. they dont do anythig but ride around and write tickets and hide in the car when all hell breaks loose.
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Re: Handicapped parking
[Re: 6InARowMakeItGo]
#8685462
09/11/22 12:21 PM
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RedRanger
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I know it’s a joke but, I’d like to kick the chit out of a-holes parking in the handicap spot if they don’t need it. How would you know, My relative parked his lettered work van in Home Depot parking spot with his handicap placard, this was a few years ago, some guy got on facebook and tried to smear him and his company due to the fact he was working and used it. To me at least he was out trying to make a living and not filing for Social security disability. Never understood why other people are so worried about other people business.
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