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Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: reeltexan] #8644563 07/19/22 10:10 PM
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"I'm done with this thread"

Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: bigbob_ftw] #8644574 07/19/22 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
An unwilling GF.

in my case.....

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Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: Sailor] #8644579 07/19/22 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Sailor
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An unwilling wife.


They always, have been...


I have never heard "no" in my life with this one. And she's older than me. I am a blessed man and try to remember it every day. I even have an injury caused by...but I digress.


...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: reeltexan] #8644582 07/19/22 10:29 PM
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My complaint is people who post "Old Man Complaint" threads! chicken


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Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: Blank] #8644586 07/19/22 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Blank
At the nursing home, they give old men hot chocolate and Viagra. Makes them sleepy, and also keeps them from rolling out of bed!!

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Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: reeltexan] #8644593 07/19/22 10:41 PM
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The older I get, the more I notice old men that I DON'T want to be like. Bitter, vindictive old men. One just recently moved away. shocked This may come as a shock to some of you on here, but some, even OLD, men can lie through their teeth on the internet. I want to be able to listen, and actually care, about another, younger, person's life. And...not drive around with my mouth hanging open. That's my goal.

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...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: Creekrunner] #8644635 07/19/22 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Creekrunner
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An unwilling wife.


They always, have been...


I have never heard "no" in my life with this one. And she's older than me. I am a blessed man and try to remember it every day. I even have an injury caused by...but I digress.



My ex- never said no either.. But then, I guess that how she ended up, in the back-seat
of her truck, at the local bar..
She never said "no" to me either...
She just, picked up her purse, and went to the local bar.....
I too, have lots of injuries cause by her.....

Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: reeltexan] #8644644 07/20/22 12:02 AM
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To be fair, our situation is different than normal. Doesn't make it any better, but it is what it is.


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Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: reeltexan] #8644646 07/20/22 12:07 AM
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Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: bigbob_ftw] #8644674 07/20/22 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
To be fair, our situation is different than normal. Doesn't make it any better, but it is what it is.


I travel all the time. Mine is afraid if she says no I’ll find one that says yes. The day before I leave is always fun. You can’t beat the life of a salesman.

Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: reeltexan] #8644798 07/20/22 05:02 AM
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Every morning when I wake up I have to sit on the bed and warm up like a 50 year old Buick. I have realized though that my Filter is about gone and I tell people pretty much what I think.

Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: reeltexan] #8644891 07/20/22 12:34 PM
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Not being able to trust a fart anymore.

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Originally Posted by retfuz
Not being able to trust a fart anymore.


One of the 3 rules that you should adhere to once you turn 60

1. Never pass a bathroom when you are on a road trip even if you think you do not have to go.

2. Never trust a fart.

3. Never waste a H_ _ d on.

I do not care how old or young you are, sometimes chit happens.


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Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: NORML as can be] #8644900 07/20/22 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by NORML as can be
Thinning skin and fragile blood vessels.

X2. I can bump my arms on just about anything and get a bruise, heaven forbid I have to go thru a briar patch at the lease.

Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: Judd] #8644904 07/20/22 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd
reading glasses...I hate them...just had to pick them up within the last year too bang


I have to wear three different pairs to get me through the day because my vision fluctuates so much.

Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: reeltexan] #8644907 07/20/22 12:55 PM
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Declining muscle strength really, really bothers me at 69. Five years ago I had no problem tossing 160 lbs. onto the tailgate of my truck. Now, I'm limited to about 100 lbs. (Yes, I had my T level checked and it's right in there,)


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Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: Old Rabbit] #8644939 07/20/22 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Rabbit
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Thinning skin and fragile blood vessels.

X2. I can bump my arms on just about anything and get a bruise, heaven forbid I have to go thru a briar patch at the lease.


X3 - I am 69 and in very good physical condition - but I can just barely rub my arm or hand against something and I get bruises - looks like I was in a fight

I remember when my Dad was older seeing the same thing on his arms - thin skin I guess


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Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: reeltexan] #8645172 07/20/22 05:21 PM
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Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: tlk] #8645219 07/20/22 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by tlk
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Thinning skin and fragile blood vessels.

X2. I can bump my arms on just about anything and get a bruise, heaven forbid I have to go thru a briar patch at the lease.


X3 - I am 69 and in very good physical condition - but I can just barely rub my arm or hand against something and I get bruises - looks like I was in a fight

I remember when my Dad was older seeing the same thing on his arms - thin skin I guess


Thin skin, asperin, & blood thinners. Hell, I look at myself wrong and get a bruise or skin tears.


Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: reeltexan] #8645265 07/20/22 07:17 PM
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Wife jokes that if I don't come back from the lease scratched up and bloody then I didn't go.


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Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: reeltexan] #8645271 07/20/22 07:29 PM
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Most of the young men today are sissies and are not ashamed of it.


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Originally Posted by Smokey Bear
Most of the young men today are sissies and are not ashamed of it.

You got that right! Metrosexual is not a bad word to them.


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Most of the young men today are sissies and are not ashamed of it.

You got that right! Metrosexual is not a bad word to them.

Girly boys.


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Re: Old Man Complaint List [Re: retfuz] #8645364 07/20/22 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by retfuz
Not being able to trust a fart anymore.



THIS, I'm up to about two pair of tidy whites ruined a week, usually while walking the dog. Why I buy CHEAP undies and gym shorts from wally world.

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