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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: reeltexan]
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07/19/22 10:10 PM
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Chubbyfarts
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"I'm done with this thread"
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: bigbob_ftw]
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07/19/22 10:17 PM
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: Sailor]
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07/19/22 10:24 PM
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Creekrunner
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They always, have been... I have never heard "no" in my life with this one. And she's older than me. I am a blessed man and try to remember it every day. I even have an injury caused by...but I digress.
...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: reeltexan]
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07/19/22 10:29 PM
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tlk
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My complaint is people who post "Old Man Complaint" threads!
You can't fix stupid
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
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07/19/22 10:36 PM
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TCM3
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At the nursing home, they give old men hot chocolate and Viagra. Makes them sleepy, and also keeps them from rolling out of bed!!
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: reeltexan]
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07/19/22 10:41 PM
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Creekrunner
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The older I get, the more I notice old men that I DON'T want to be like. Bitter, vindictive old men. One just recently moved away. This may come as a shock to some of you on here, but some, even OLD, men can lie through their teeth on the internet. I want to be able to listen, and actually care, about another, younger, person's life. And...not drive around with my mouth hanging open. That's my goal.
Last edited by Creekrunner; 07/19/22 10:42 PM.
...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: Creekrunner]
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07/19/22 11:52 PM
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They always, have been... I have never heard "no" in my life with this one. And she's older than me. I am a blessed man and try to remember it every day. I even have an injury caused by...but I digress. My ex- never said no either.. But then, I guess that how she ended up, in the back-seat of her truck, at the local bar.. She never said "no" to me either... She just, picked up her purse, and went to the local bar..... I too, have lots of injuries cause by her.....
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: reeltexan]
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07/20/22 12:02 AM
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To be fair, our situation is different than normal. Doesn't make it any better, but it is what it is.
Ultra MAGA '24.
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: bigbob_ftw]
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07/20/22 12:48 AM
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scalebuster
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To be fair, our situation is different than normal. Doesn't make it any better, but it is what it is. I travel all the time. Mine is afraid if she says no I’ll find one that says yes. The day before I leave is always fun. You can’t beat the life of a salesman.
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: reeltexan]
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07/20/22 05:02 AM
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Every morning when I wake up I have to sit on the bed and warm up like a 50 year old Buick. I have realized though that my Filter is about gone and I tell people pretty much what I think.
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: reeltexan]
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07/20/22 12:34 PM
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retfuz
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Not being able to trust a fart anymore.
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: retfuz]
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07/20/22 12:45 PM
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Not being able to trust a fart anymore. One of the 3 rules that you should adhere to once you turn 60 1. Never pass a bathroom when you are on a road trip even if you think you do not have to go. 2. Never trust a fart. 3. Never waste a H_ _ d on. I do not care how old or young you are, sometimes chit happens.
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: NORML as can be]
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07/20/22 12:48 PM
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Thinning skin and fragile blood vessels. X2. I can bump my arms on just about anything and get a bruise, heaven forbid I have to go thru a briar patch at the lease.
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: Judd]
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07/20/22 12:50 PM
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reading glasses...I hate them...just had to pick them up within the last year too I have to wear three different pairs to get me through the day because my vision fluctuates so much.
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: reeltexan]
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07/20/22 12:55 PM
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Declining muscle strength really, really bothers me at 69. Five years ago I had no problem tossing 160 lbs. onto the tailgate of my truck. Now, I'm limited to about 100 lbs. (Yes, I had my T level checked and it's right in there,)
A Democracy is when two wolves and a lamb vote on the dinner menu. That is why this country was specifically not designed as a Democracy. We are a Constitutional Republic.
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: Old Rabbit]
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07/20/22 01:24 PM
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tlk
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Thinning skin and fragile blood vessels. X2. I can bump my arms on just about anything and get a bruise, heaven forbid I have to go thru a briar patch at the lease. X3 - I am 69 and in very good physical condition - but I can just barely rub my arm or hand against something and I get bruises - looks like I was in a fight I remember when my Dad was older seeing the same thing on his arms - thin skin I guess
You can't fix stupid
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: reeltexan]
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07/20/22 05:21 PM
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Hooker
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Every one telling me what to eat to live longer, Hell, man, I was born in 1932, You ?
"Happiness is more important then spilled jelly"
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: tlk]
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07/20/22 06:02 PM
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Thinning skin and fragile blood vessels. X2. I can bump my arms on just about anything and get a bruise, heaven forbid I have to go thru a briar patch at the lease. X3 - I am 69 and in very good physical condition - but I can just barely rub my arm or hand against something and I get bruises - looks like I was in a fight I remember when my Dad was older seeing the same thing on his arms - thin skin I guess Thin skin, asperin, & blood thinners. Hell, I look at myself wrong and get a bruise or skin tears.
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: reeltexan]
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07/20/22 07:17 PM
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Wife jokes that if I don't come back from the lease scratched up and bloody then I didn't go.
FJB - Lets Go Brandon BBB - Bring Back Better Awake - Not Woke!
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: reeltexan]
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07/20/22 07:29 PM
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Most of the young men today are sissies and are not ashamed of it.
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: Smokey Bear]
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07/20/22 07:34 PM
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Jimbo1
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Most of the young men today are sissies and are not ashamed of it. You got that right! Metrosexual is not a bad word to them.
FJB - Lets Go Brandon BBB - Bring Back Better Awake - Not Woke!
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: Jimbo1]
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07/20/22 08:02 PM
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Most of the young men today are sissies and are not ashamed of it. You got that right! Metrosexual is not a bad word to them. Girly boys.
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: retfuz]
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07/20/22 10:00 PM
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Not being able to trust a fart anymore. THIS, I'm up to about two pair of tidy whites ruined a week, usually while walking the dog. Why I buy CHEAP undies and gym shorts from wally world. God Bless Tide Pods
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Re: Old Man Complaint List
[Re: reeltexan]
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07/20/22 10:08 PM
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Buzz...you certainly are an expressive pilgrim
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