Oklahoma Sooners new quarterback is General Booty from Tyler JC. His parents either hated him, or knew he would go to pound town without discretion.

https://www.wfaa.com/amp/article/sp...501-08646b21-7411-4ccb-9a02-7c9dcb251e55

baker 2.0 lol. Who screws a kid over like that.

Huh. That’s a white kid.

What a name, good luck to the young man! That Oklahoma education might ruin the boy!

His mom probably named him after her nick name in high school,

Worked with a pair of Booty brothers, Tim was the younger/bigger one. BIG azz white country boy that looked like Trace Adkins on steroids and always real quiet. Good Electrician, good hand and stupid strong. Not enough weights for him in the gym, seriously.

In a S Louisiana bar after work, some dude sucker punches a co-worker and knocks him out cold right next to Tim. Ol' Tim had his beer in his left hand and turned, grabbed that man by his throat with his right and picked him up off the ground and said "YOU SHOULDN'T BE HITTING PEOPLE LIKE THAT". Guy was kicking and swinging at him and Tim just squeezed.....guy went limp and Ol' Tim was just looking at his face. We started hollering "Jesus TIM LET HIM GO, YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM!" He finally let loose and the guy crumbled on the floor out cold. We left before the cops showed up.

Went back to the Holiday Inn and he turned on SpongeBob SquarePants and laughed hiss azz off watching it. Never said a word about anything that happened at the bar, didn't care.

I sold Tim a Corvette 4 bolt main 350 block, with all the goodies. Pulled in his driveway and was trying to unload the cherry picker......Tim said "I got it bud" and grabbed that block from the back of my truck and carried it to his garage. Set it down and walked away like it was nothing.

Had one eye that always looked in a different direction, big scary azz Booty.

While working offshore he married a woman named Angela Finger. She kept her Maiden name. Every day at the morning safety meeting guys would laugh when the safety man called for Angela Finger Booty, but NOBODY laughed when big Tim was around.......it was crickets...

They should have at least named him Sergeant and made him work his way up the booty chain. People are so entitled these days.
On a serious note, I wonder if a lot of parents think about what their kids are going to endure for their entire lives based on the asinine names they give them.

Yep I was surprised too.

Bet he has some real interesting parents

At least they didn’t name him stinky

Kid kind of fell through the cracks a bit. His JUCO film clips look good, really good. If memory serves me, he was a senior year, possibly junior year transfer into Allen HS but primarily only played QB there his senior year, may have been injured some his junior year. Had he been injury free at Allen and played more than one year there he would have been a Tier I, DI recruit out of high school. Cool full name, "General Axel Booty".

Good story

hahahaha
lmao

It's good to have a friend like that. 👍

Should have named him Major

Or Harry

I went to Allen, so I still follow them a bit. He moved from California to Allen for his senior year (2020 season). A good bit of hype with him coming in, but he really wasn't great. He was not highly recruited at all- that's why he only ended up at JUCO. It's highly unlikely that he'll ever see the field at OU. He has 3 years of eligibility left and OU has already named UCF junior transfer Dillon Gabriel as starting QB.

Was this anything like a “Boy Name Sue?”

How would you like to be the color commentator/announcer at one of his games trying to keep from bust’n a gut.

This one had me laughing out loud. I’m at the doctor’s office. People are staring.

His Uncle Angus was a retired Army Colonel. All the women in the family really liked it when Colonel Angus came around, he was such a kind old Southern Gentlemen. When the Booty family and Colonel Angus got together it was always a great time.

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