A truck driver was speeding down the highway. Officer is on his tail lights flashing. It takes the driver a while before he stops the truck. The officer gets out of his car and comes to talk to the driver. “Afternoon officer” officer said , do you know why I pulled you over? Trucker said yes sir I was speeding! oh claims the officer (a bit surprised )and do you have a reason for speeding? Trucker says yes sir; my wife left me this morning. Officer said I’m sorry to hear that but that doesn’t count as a valid excuse for speeding! Will sir, she left me for a police officer and I thought you were trying to bring her back!

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That is priceless!