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Oldie but goodie. . . #8568017 03/30/22 09:30 PM
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Getting old ain't for wimps. . .

MY CAR KEYS
They weren't in my pockets.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right.
The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence.
I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice: "Are you kidding me?" he YELLED, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent.
Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your car!"

Welcome to the Golden Years.

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Re: Oldie but goodie. . . [Re: mikei] #8568089 03/30/22 10:39 PM
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Too funny, but getting to that age myself. Old man once told me, getting old is not for sissy’s or young folk….


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Re: Oldie but goodie. . . [Re: mikei] #8568885 03/31/22 09:40 PM
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