I spent 20 years married to 2 different women and had 2 kids with each, apparently marriage wasn't meant to be for me. Been hittin' & quittin' it for years, keeps things interesting....but I do have an actual gilfran now, so that's different.....wild little Senorita.......

Married 58 years same women.

Here name is not Tiffany is it?

No, lol.

Does she lovingly call you "poca madera"?

Married 36 years 3 months

She calls me papi chulo.

What's the difference 'tween chulo and cholo? I'm here to learn.

Married, will be 19 years in June, and four of the absolute best children a man could ever wish for.

Chulo means "pimp, or big daddy, or handsome gentleman".

Cholo means "gangster".

Yes, she is obviously confused.

53.8 years. Same woman. She has infinite patience…

I married well.

Met the summer after 4th grade. Started dating as seniors in high school through college. Married 17 years

Divorced after 18 years and now ....remarried... let the chaos commence.

Ah HELL, you went and did it!

41 years for me this April. I definitely married up as well. There have been a few bumps and bruises along the way but not for one minute have I ever regretted it.

First marriage did the right thing, but lasted less than 9 months and resulted in me raising an infant son by myself. Sole custody. Then married the girl who was my best friend going way back to before I got married the first time. We will have been married 30 years this year.

I knew it

I was wondering the same thing...now we'll never get pictures!

Married 30 yrs and still doin time

Together 12 years, married 9 here in a couple months.

We have a lease member that is married to a Hispanic. When we had a cabin with a landline she called at least once a day. When the phone rang we just handed it to him We had no cell service at the cabin. I think every weekend there is some new family drama.

You boys that have been around the block more than once PAY ATTENTION. This could happen to you too.

Having attorney draw up a will for me. Piece of cake. Twice divorced but a lone wolf for the last 15 years. Decided now would also be a good time to do some rollovers on 401K and IRA’s to consolidate some of these accounts. Started contacting account custodians today to initiate rollovers. The FIRST one I contacted I asked them to very my beneficiary status. That would be first ex a.k.a. THE SPAWN OF SATAN. Next contact...ex number 2 was beneficiary. Cost me five years of my life today. I know I am probably the ONLY one that could overlook something that critical. Got it all fixed today but DAYUM, I need a beer.