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Trophy Wife
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01/30/22 01:58 PM
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frognot
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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 -year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my age", Bob replies. "What, did you tell her you were only 50?" Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible. Dale Earnhardt
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Re: Trophy Wife
[Re: frognot]
#8517227
01/30/22 02:24 PM
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Biscuit
THF Celebrity
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THF Celebrity
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Re: Trophy Wife
[Re: frognot]
#8517248
01/30/22 02:54 PM
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1955
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Re: Trophy Wife
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#8517260
01/30/22 03:10 PM
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Joined: Jan 2015
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pertnear
"Demolition Man"
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"Demolition Man"
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"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.” - George Orwell
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Re: Trophy Wife
[Re: frognot]
#8518021
01/31/22 02:37 PM
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Mr. T.
THF Trophy Hunter
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THF Trophy Hunter
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Cabin rental in Pagosa Springs, Co. Sleeps 10, If interested please PM me.
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Re: Trophy Wife
[Re: frognot]
#8518252
01/31/22 06:07 PM
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spacejunkie
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