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Crazy Little Johnny
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01/15/22 09:00 PM
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Little Johnny comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said little Johnny.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off. So, he goes out to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks his mother .
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon for a week. I also saw you kick a cow, so you don't get any milk for a week."
Just then, his father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you gonna tell him or should I?"
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Re: Crazy Little Johnny
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01/15/22 09:54 PM
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Re: Crazy Little Johnny
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01/16/22 12:57 AM
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Re: Crazy Little Johnny
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01/17/22 04:37 PM
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Re: Crazy Little Johnny
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01/17/22 09:53 PM
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Crazy Little Johnny
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01/19/22 12:14 AM
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Re: Crazy Little Johnny
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01/19/22 02:30 AM
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Re: Crazy Little Johnny
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01/19/22 03:12 PM
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