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Little Johnny comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said little Johnny.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off. So, he goes out to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks his mother .

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon for a week. I also saw you kick a cow, so you don't get any milk for a week."

Just then, his father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you gonna tell him or should I?"

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