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Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward #8497322 01/07/22 11:17 AM
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With the rise in fear of populated areas, avoidance of touristic travel spots, I will now bring the luxury, sensation, and taste of coastal dining life, to you......

For a small fee of 1299.00 $399.99 initially, then members get weekly, biweekly, or monthly scheduled visitations with annually signed staggered packages.



You will enjoy the luxuries, of a vacation restaurant, without the hassle. Seriously, have you seen the prices of plane tickets lately. And, who wants to wear a mask for 8 hours to the Caribbean.
- See recently, due to a semi technical numeric pad laptop error, I have acquired a large amount of Red Lobster Biscuits.
- I also, have access to the "kicker"

With a annual agreement, on predetermined dates, for the small fee and annual subscription, before you get home from work, my team and I will setup a full blown Red Lobster aquarium right inside front door, play early 90s alternative or Enya music on company supplied Alexa device (wifi code required or CD player), and preheat the oven, and with your supplied dish, have the biscuits ready to pop in the oven.

At this price, you get -

1. 16 savory Red Lobster Biscuits
2. 6 hours of lobster tank rental, with at least 2-48 lobsters in water. (In unusual circumstances the lobsters in water could possibly be 3d printed models)
3. 6 hours of scented beach related named candle
4. Pre supplied meal (in door dash accessible areas, must have your door dash login to arrange delivery)
5. Travel fees are charged and susceptible to change based off fuel, lobster, and regulatory impacts.

I am sure everyone remembers the old Red Lobster, you walking in past the aquarium, wondering which one your grandfather was going to select to die from a death in a vat of boiling water, and here at SmootheredButterMeats, let us bring those childhood memories back to life.

*Disclaimer: Mods, before you delete, please understand this is a real ad. And all above services will be fulfilled in full upon purchase. And, members please refrain from commenting unless related to actual product/service purchases. Thank you



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Everything you ever wanted is on the other side of fear.......
Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: CodeEnforcer] #8497440 01/07/22 01:47 PM
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I just cant speak on this


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Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: CodeEnforcer] #8497540 01/07/22 02:41 PM
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If this is an attempt at comedy, you have failed miserably.

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Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: CodeEnforcer] #8497571 01/07/22 03:02 PM
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If servers are beautiful women and topless,,,, I'm in!

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Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: CodeEnforcer] #8497701 01/07/22 04:37 PM
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Been wondering how all these people that don't have a job have been surviving, now I know rofl

Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: Ramsey] #8497765 01/07/22 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Ramsey
I just cant speak on this




roflmao


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Is there an alternate option with mud bugs?

Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: CodeEnforcer] #8497925 01/07/22 08:54 PM
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Stuff my dad said in the deer blind

"I can dive deeper and come up drier"
"did you do that?"
Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: CodeEnforcer] #8498353 01/08/22 01:21 PM
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(In unusual circumstances the lobsters in water could possibly be 3d printed models)

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Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: CodeEnforcer] #8498400 01/08/22 02:32 PM
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Weirdest post I've ever seen! eek2

Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: rsquared] #8498471 01/08/22 03:53 PM
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Almost been 24 hours, so now I can legally bump this thread. Saying that, I would like to thank all the adult, grown, role models, that did not understand the part underlined and in bold print. But I guess times are tough for everyone. I remember the last time I disagreed with a sales ad online, I went out of my way to tell them. Because I was pathetic at that time. But not, I am a better person, I help people, famillies, and elderly loved ones, etc smile. (Most VA and old folks facilities are okay with the aquirium filled with 3d prointed models. Can you imagine, pulling up, walking in acting like you took your loved one out to eat. He thinks its like the old days.... ask where your wife is (got divorced 3 years ago) but you tell him, she had to work OT so you can buy the lobster, everyone laughs, etc.

This isn't about money, its about memories and love. If you didn't experience it, then I am sure Orange is the new Black on Netflix is one right now, and you can save your fingers posting on this thread.


Saying that.........


Originally Posted by Ramsey
I just cant speak on this



Shut up, I refinanced my house through you, and technically, you kept your "killer" dog locked up in your truck cause, you knew, Tank would of killed him. 2.9% and a Yeti?

I am still financing the Yeti, but you are....

- 5 stars, Ramsey is good people. But he sucks as eating hot peppers


Originally Posted by Gringo Bling
If this is an attempt at comedy, you have failed miserably.


I like how some people think one thing is funny, and others think its not. Please if you do not mind, create a chart showing the spectrum of comedy from stubbed toed to shaved heads, and fat Texas chicks. (Jessica Simpson, before and after plz.)

Also, if possible, please tell me which women I am allowed to view as attractive, etc. Because in East Texas Gringo Bling, is hard to mix with, hard work


Originally Posted by rsquared
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug!"

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I like how you screen name is r squared.

Usually people dont care about the shape and ask, "R U Hammered"

Yep,


Everything you ever wanted is on the other side of fear.......
Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: CodeEnforcer] #8498476 01/08/22 03:57 PM
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Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: stxranchman] #8498503 01/08/22 04:36 PM
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I probably need this.......let me ponder it


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Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: CodeEnforcer] #8498561 01/08/22 05:46 PM
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This could be a great thread. What, exactly, is for sale? I'm a high school special ed teacher, so I don't read fast or well, but I'm stumped.


Rick

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Still trying to decipher this post but here goes.
So if a young newlywed couple each had Covid they'd go to Red Lobster for their Honeymoon dinner On a coupon discounted from $1299.00 To $399.00? That's a lot of lobster. food confused2

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Just search peoples' posts and try to decipher their meaning. All will be clear if you do.


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Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: CodeEnforcer] #8498978 01/09/22 04:17 AM
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I was about to sign up for this and then my wife farted and I smelled COVID so i am going to have to self quarantine! (Maybe coyote hunting maybe fishing) who knows!!!


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Re: Covid Honeymoons...... my mistake your reward [Re: CodeEnforcer] #8499045 01/09/22 11:40 AM
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WTF???


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I am still looking for the perfect apron, one with reinforced knee areas would be perfect.

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PM sent for Valentine's...great business idea, I cannot wait to chow on some lobster.


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