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The old man walks into a bar
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12/13/21 01:55 AM
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intohunting
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The old man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a beer.
The bartender serves his beer then asks him,
“So, what do you do?”
The old man answers, “Well sir I’m a cowboy.”
“Wow”, said the bartender,
“What exactly does a cowboy do?”
“Well sir I work on a ranch all day, I ride horses, and heard cattle, I take care of the land and all the animals on the ranch.”
“That’s very interesting said the bartender.”
Some time went by and a beautiful woman walks into the bar, sits down next to the cowboy and orders a drink.
“So”, said the bartender “What do you do?”
With the old man listening in the woman says,
“Well sir I’m a lesbian”
“Interesting” said the bartender
“What exactly is a lesbian?
“Well, I wake up in the morning thinking about women. I eat breakfast thinking about women. I go through my day thinking about women. I go to bed thinking about women. I’m constantly thinking about women.”
“Interesting” says the bartender.
Some time passes and the old man leaves that bar and goes to another bar.
He sits down and orders a beer, and the bartender there says to him,
“So, sir what do you do?”
The old man looks at him and says,
“Well, this morning I was a cowboy, but to tell you the truth now I think I’m a lesbian!”
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Re: The old man walks into a bar
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12/17/21 07:28 PM
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Re: The old man walks into a bar
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12/19/21 03:17 PM
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Huskerron
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Sitting a few stools from the cowboy is a drunk. Beautiful girl walks in and sits down on the bar stool next to him. Drunk asks "Can I smell your p*&%y?" Beautiful girl says "Absolutely not!" Drunk says "Hmmmmm? Then it must be your feet"
Thanks for the lead in Intohuntin
Last edited by Huskerron; 12/19/21 03:18 PM.
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Re: The old man walks into a bar
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12/31/21 11:24 PM
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Re: The old man walks into a bar
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01/15/22 02:43 AM
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