A small Irishman steps onto an elevator. As the doors close, he looks up at a rather large man already in the elevator. The man says, "7 feet, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 and a half pound testicles, Turner Brown." The small man faints dead away. The larger man kneels down beside him to help him up and the small man asks, "What did you just say?" The large man said, "I said the answers most people ask me - I am 7 feet tall, weigh 350 pounds, have a 20 inch penis and my testicles weigh 3.5 pounds. My name is Turner Brown." The little man said, "Oh sweet Jesus, I thought you said turn around!"