A clearly inebriated woman stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and lay in the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn't staring at like you tink; det vould not be proper."

The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my b**bs or my butt, sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, the told her...."Vell, M'am. I'm looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for this ride?"

Now, that's a businessman!

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