I once asked a homeless man, "If I give you $20 will you buy booze?" He said, "No, I haven't had a beer in years".
Then I said, "If I give you $20 will you buy hunting gear?" He again said "No, I stopped hunting 5 years ago".
So I said "I'll do you better than $20. I'll take you home and let you clean up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you
to eat, then I'll bring you back & still give you $20".
He asked me, "Won't she get mad?"
I said, "It didn't matter, I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & hunting!"

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Good one