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The Maid asked for a raise.
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10/15/21 04:23 PM
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The woman of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.'
The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you...' Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora . . . the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
Not all those that wander are lost..
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Re: The Maid asked for a raise.
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10/15/21 05:05 PM
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Re: The Maid asked for a raise.
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Re: The Maid asked for a raise.
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Re: The Maid asked for a raise.
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Re: The Maid asked for a raise.
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