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The Maid asked for a raise. #8419330 10/15/21 04:23 PM
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The woman of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.'

The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you...'
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Señora . . . the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'


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