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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 08:12 PM
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LeonCarr
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Since this is a hunting forum…
A .30-06 will knock a deer a$$ end over tea kettle.
I shot and that buck dropped like a dress on prom night.
That .220 Swift is hotter than Hades in the summertime.
"Whitetail Deer are extinct because of rifles with telescopes mounted on them." - My 11th Grade English Teacher
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 08:56 PM
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psycho0819
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"That singer sounds like a dying calf in a hailstorm hung in a four string barbed wire fence".
Or my dad's favorite answer to the greeting "how you doing"? "Mildewing to keep from rusting".
Tolerance is the virtue of a man without conviction.
The end of the world began the day it was created, and life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 09:03 PM
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gtrich94
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Thanks, Rich
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 09:13 PM
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Smokey Bear
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If I say a hen dips snuff, you can look under her wing for the can.
Smokey Bear---Lone Star State.
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 09:14 PM
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Smokey Bear
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If’n that ain’t the truth, gods a possum.
Smokey Bear---Lone Star State.
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 09:16 PM
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Pope&Young
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Like gat
I'll slap a knot on side of your head big enough for a calf to suck on
It's hotter than a fresh !@#ked fox in a forrest fire
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 10:25 PM
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VigoPark
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F@&k, fight, or wash dishes
Buck Feto & FJB
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: VigoPark]
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09/16/21 10:47 PM
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bill oxner
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F@&k, fight, or wash dishes I see what you did there.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 11:13 PM
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Jimbo1
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I'll stomp a mudhole in you.
Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.
FJB - Lets Go Brandon BBB - Bring Back Better Awake - Not Woke!
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bigbob_ftw]
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09/16/21 11:38 PM
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PappawRock
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BTW, most of these aren't texas sayings as much as country sayings. Remember the Alamo!
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: PappawRock]
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09/16/21 11:42 PM
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bigbob_ftw
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BTW, most of these aren't texas sayings as much as country sayings. Remember the Alamo! That one is true!
Ultra MAGA '24.
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Re: Texas sayings
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09/17/21 12:46 AM
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Buzzsaw
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BTW, most of these aren't texas sayings as much as country sayings. Remember the Alamo! That one is true! back on track now thank you Bigbob If you don't like it here take I-35 NORTH !!!
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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09/17/21 01:09 AM
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bigbob_ftw
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BTW, most of these aren't texas sayings as much as country sayings. Remember the Alamo! That one is true! back on track now thank you Bigbob If you don't like it here take I-35 NORTH !!! I've been here 40 years. I don't require you approval.
Ultra MAGA '24.
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Re: Texas sayings
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09/17/21 01:33 AM
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Grizz
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Squealing like a pig under a gate.
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/17/21 02:11 AM
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bagster
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That ole gal's built like a brick $hithouse.
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/17/21 02:24 PM
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PappawRock
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The eyes of Texas are upon you...
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/17/21 02:26 PM
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PappawRock
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The eyes of Texas are upon you...
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/17/21 02:27 PM
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PappawRock
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Ha! 1 post for each eye I guess...
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/17/21 03:26 PM
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bill oxner
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Round up the fire. I'm not sure this is only in Texas.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Texas sayings
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09/17/21 03:39 PM
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Mickey Moose
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Ha! 1 post for each eye I guess... What about the third eye?
My botnet is bigger than yours.
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/17/21 05:14 PM
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intohunting
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I'll slap you into next week.
I'll put a knot on your head big enough to hitch a trailer to.
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Re: Texas sayings
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09/17/21 05:41 PM
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Buzzsaw
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Round up the fire. Never heard this saying anywhere sounds made up but you would never do that here.
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Re: Texas sayings
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09/17/21 05:46 PM
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Hudbone
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Re: Texas sayings
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09/17/21 06:28 PM
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bill oxner
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Round up the fire. Never heard this saying anywhere sounds made up but you would never do that here. Guess what I did today with the pecan limbs form the storm . Three guesses and the first two don't count.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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