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Be Careful in Elevators
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09/01/21 08:24 PM
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I was staring at a very nice-looking young lady's boobs, as she got on the elevator with me. When she asked, “Would you please press One?” I did, happily!!!. I don’t remember very much after that.
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Re: Be Careful in Elevators
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09/01/21 08:44 PM
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Mr. T.
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that's sick........I love it and now I'll remember it every time a woman gets on an elevator with me.
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Re: Be Careful in Elevators
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09/01/21 09:33 PM
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bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Be Careful in Elevators
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09/02/21 07:08 PM
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texasag93
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What if she says press 2?
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Re: Be Careful in Elevators
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09/02/21 07:49 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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What if she says press 2? Totally worth it.....
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Be Careful in Elevators
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09/02/21 08:47 PM
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Mr. T.
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What if she says press 2? Totally worth it..... That's why God gave you two hands.
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Re: Be Careful in Elevators
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09/02/21 09:17 PM
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Reminds me of:
A headsup for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also July 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
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Re: Be Careful in Elevators
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09/02/21 10:15 PM
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09/02/21 10:24 PM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: Be Careful in Elevators
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09/03/21 11:58 AM
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Mr. T.
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Cabin rental in Pagosa Springs, Co. Sleeps 10, If interested please PM me.
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09/04/21 12:03 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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09/04/21 01:11 PM
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bill oxner
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I simply can not believe that I came back from my morning walk to this.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Be Careful in Elevators
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09/04/21 01:31 PM
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09/04/21 02:22 PM
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Thought of this one yesterday while on an elevator.
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: Be Careful in Elevators
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09/04/21 10:15 PM
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NORML as can be
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Re: Be Careful in Elevators
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09/12/21 12:02 AM
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