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Burma Shave #8328382 07/22/21 05:18 PM
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A MAN, A MISS

A CAR, A CURVE.

HE KISSED THE MISS,

AND MISSED THE CURVE.

Burma Shave


DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW

OUT SO FAR

IT MAY GO HOME

IN ANOTHER CAR.

Burma Shave


TRAINS DON'T WANDER

ALL OVER THE MAP

'CAUSE NOBODY SITS

IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP.

Burma Shave


SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH

BY MISTAKE

SHE THOUGHT IT WAS

HER HUSBAND JAKE.

Burma Shave


DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD

TO GAIN A MINUTE

YOU NEED YOUR HEAD

YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT.

Burma Shave


DROVE TOO LONG

DRIVER SNOOZING

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

IS NOT AMUSING.

Burma Shave


BROTHER SPEEDER

LET'S REHEARSE

ALL TOGETHER

GOOD MORNING, NURSE

Burma Shave


CAUTIOUS RIDER

TO HER RECKLESS DEAR

LET'S HAVE LESS BULL

AND A LITTLE MORE STEER.

Burma Shave


SPEED WAS HIGH

WEATHER WAS NOT

TIRES WERE THIN

X MARKS THE SPOT.

Burma Shave


THE MIDNIGHT RIDE

OF PAUL FOR BEER

LED TO A WARMER

HEMISPHERE.

Burma Shave


AROUND THE CURVE

LICKETY-SPLIT

BEAUTIFUL CAR

WASN'T IT?

Burma Shave


NO MATTER THE PRICE

NO MATTER HOW NEW

THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE

IN THE CAR IS YOU.

Burma Shave


A GUY WHO DRIVES

A CAR WIDE OPEN

IS NOT THINKIN'

HE'S JUST HOPING

Burma Shave


AT INTERSECTIONS

LOOK EACH WAY

A HARP SOUNDS NICE

BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY.

Burma Shave


BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL

EYES ON THE ROAD

THAT'S THE SKILLFUL

DRIVER'S CODE.

Burma Shave


THE ONE WHO DRIVES

WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING

DEPENDS ON YOU

TO DO HIS THINKING.

Burma Shave


CAR IN DITCH

DRIVER IN TREE

THE MOON WAS FULL

AND SO WAS HE.

Burma Shave


PASSING SCHOOL ZONE

TAKE IT SLOW

LET OUR LITTLE

SHAVERS GROW.

Burma Shave





Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


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Re: Burma Shave [Re: bill oxner] #8328522 07/22/21 07:02 PM
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Haven't thought of the Burma Shave signs in years. Tells how old I am.


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Re: Burma Shave [Re: bill oxner] #8328581 07/22/21 08:07 PM
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They were everywhere in South Georgia growing up as a kid!!

Re: Burma Shave [Re: bill oxner] #8328594 07/22/21 08:21 PM
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I remember them. Still a few signs out there but they have been repurposed. West of Roswell there is one out in the pasture where the road used to be.


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Re: Burma Shave [Re: bill oxner] #8328599 07/22/21 08:24 PM
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At a quiz

Pa ain’t

No whiz

But he knows how

To keep ma his

Burma Shave

Re: Burma Shave [Re: bill oxner] #8328654 07/22/21 08:55 PM
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Re: Burma Shave [Re: bill oxner] #8328832 07/23/21 12:22 AM
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I miss those old Burma signs.



A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
Re: Burma Shave [Re: bill oxner] #8329658 07/23/21 08:46 PM
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Henry the VIII

Sure had trouble

Short term wives

Long term stubble

BURMA SHAVE
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